Monday, November 9, 2009

Listening to Peter Bocking

From Peter Bocking's friend Tony Glaser (via Clarice Feldman), here is a collection of songs featuring PUK. US Mail includes a photo montage to honor and remember our friend.

After You've Gone


Angel Eyes


Bocking Bits


Georgia


I Get Along Without You


US Mail



Photos courtesy of Manchester Beat and Mark Goodwin

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Missing Peter Bocking

"I wish I could have heard him play guitar.
I wish he could have heard how he made me laugh."

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Kyle

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BTW,In general it should be stated emphatically and ofeten that newspapers are commercial enterprizes,not public amenities, all of them ,from the Editor in Chief to the doorman are in it for the money.

Posted by: PeterUK April 22, 2006 at 10:16 PM

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Gee Barney,Now look what you have done,upset a liberal,almost as bad as running over a hippy.

Posted by: PeterUK June 30, 2006 at 04:45 PM

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"when you look inside yourself".

Every time he does that it goes dark.

Posted by: PeterUK July 14, 2006 at 01:37 PM

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"Wow, either ali-cleown's light bulb finally came on",

Nah,that was the refrigerator door opening.

Posted by: PeterUK September 14, 2006 at 09:23 PM

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Connor,

I know you are addressing Rick,but that is the lamest copout since John Kerry cought in his zip and claimed enemy fire.I'm afraid I shall have to sound the Dueglo,the rest we be along in a minute,don't worry it will be quite painful.

Posted by: PeterUK September 14, 2006 at 10:17 PM

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"They should be hunted down and punished to the full extent of the law - but our system of justice has due process protections so that we actually punish the guilty -"

This is classic,these people are armed to the teeth,they are not running they are coming for you,they glorify death,they blow themselves up rather than surrender,this isn't a law and order issue, it is war.You need to understand Texas Taqiya,that it isn't a matter of punishing the guilty,it is about stopping terrorism,dead.

Posted by: PeterUK September 15, 2006 at 02:26 PM

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My advice to Mr Libby,Scoot,Venezuela beckons,write the book,make the movie,should recoup you legal fees on the book deal alone.Shake hands with Hugo,don't swap spit,you could make Attorney General in any Democrat administration.

Posted by: PeterUK. July 02, 2007 at 04:27 PM

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May I take this opportunity to congratulate the commenters from the left for the fair minded and sportsmanlike way in which they have greeted this act of decency by President George W.Bush?

No? Ok!

HA HA HA HA HA Ha Ha Ha Ha ha ha ha ha.....

Posted by: PeterUK. July 02, 2007 at 06:51 PM

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There's a new book out folks,tales of derring do and espionage,it's call "Undercover,My Life With Larry",written by his toupee.

Posted by: PeterUK. July 02, 2007 at 07:54 PM

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"Institutions have a collective wisdom greater than that of any one individual."

Hey,we're back to Galileo! Or the Party knows best.

Posted by: PeterUK. July 03, 2007 at 06:51 AM

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JJ,How about,

"LIBERALS - ENEMA OF THE PEOPLE"

Posted by: PeterUK. July 03, 2007 at 08:53 AM

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"The unexamined life is not worth living".

The unlived life is not worth examining.
-PeterUK

Posted by: PeterUK. July 03, 2007 at 11:38 AM

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"I'm not brilliant enough to understand your inscrutable remark about "COULD and SHOULD,"

Easy Witless,You should go and fuck yourself but it is a question of whether you could.

Posted by: PeterUK. June 06, 2007 at 12:21 PM

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In the light of legal developments, SCAM is proud to announce the launch of the EMOTOMETER,a handy device which can be fitted to any politician.The EMOTOMETER will register varying degrees of reaction,from mildly surprise,slightly taken aback, through shocked rigid,startled of ones wits and on to bowled over into the bushes in a coma.Easy to download into a PC at the ended of every waking day and save to disk.$99.99 Scam Prods.com

Posted by: PeterUK. June 27, 2007 at 03:58 PM

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"Iran has to be toppled from within because they're holding too strong a hole card."

The biggest "a hole card" being the liberal left.

Posted by: PeterUK. June 28, 2007 at 02:51 PM

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"UK Peter aka Dick from UK:"

Penis envy will get you nowhere Deb.

Posted by: PeterUK. June 29, 2007 at 08:41 AM

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Clarice,

"Looks like we'll have Al Gore to kick around again.

Convenient Untruth"

"An Inconvenient Girth"?

Posted by: PeterUK. June 29, 2007 at 03:27 PM

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If Larry's brain was made of Semtex,there wouldn't be enough to blow his hat off.

Posted by: PeterUK. June 29, 2007 at 05:01 PM

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""She is genetically programmed to want just one man who will stick with her and help raise their children."

But not genetically programmed to want one lot of alimony.I salute that small selfless band of the fair sex who sacrifice themselves for the sisterhood.Please would they wear badges?

Posted by: PeterUK August 13, 2007 at 11:49 AM

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" just like her late father was, who turned the lights off when people left a room and turned the heat off at nights even during cold Chicago winters, she said.

"I'm acting more and more like him all the time," Clinton said. "

Leaving Bill and Monica in the dark,no wonder he couldn't find the ashtray.

Posted by: PeterUK August 13, 2007 at 05:29 PM

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That dang google is failing me (I Blame Bush).

Posted by: hit and run August 13, 2007 at 03:23 PM

Here we call it "Brewer's Droop".

Posted by: PeterUK August 13, 2007 at 05:35 PM

Just to make sure, I went agooglin' to see if Brewer's Droop meant what I thought it meant. And in the process learned Australians call it Foster's Flop. ::grin::

Posted by: Sue August 13, 2007 at 05:46 PM

Sue,Yes,too much beer gets to your old dang google.

Posted by: PeterUK August 13, 2007 at 05:55 PM

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These geezers have their heads between their legs looking for the echo and they have to audacity to predict weather in the future.If they are that good why aren't they rich?

Posted by: PeterUK August 14, 2007 at 11:53 AM

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Oh good,Jay Rockefeller endorses Forename Obama,now we can play Kevin Bacon with Bashar al Assad.

Posted by: PeterUK March 01, 2008 at 10:40 AM

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"Wow so much for teaching our kids about the right to free speech."

Jamie Gorelick - "Another Brick in the Wall".

Posted by: PeterUK March 28, 2008 at 02:48 PM

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"the out-of-touch Harvard fop." is an exemplar of the kind of creature which inhabits the liberal left across the Western world.The name Versailles springs unbidden to mind,one can hear the faint rumble of the tumbrils and bare feet on the cobblestones.

Posted by: PeterUK April 13, 2008 at 09:28 AM

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Mr Uk,

I wonder if there's any money in "Honkey Pigs for Obama" buttons or bumperstickers?

Posted
by: Rick Ballard
June 01, 2008 at 01:41 PM

Mr Ballard,

Our "Jive Assed Honkies for Obama" are selling well with the white guilt crowd.

Posted by: PeterUK June 01, 2008 at 02:25 PM

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Has anyone noticed that being a friend and mentor of Barack Hussein Obama is like getting a kiss from the Don?

Posted by: PeterUK June 02, 2008 at 02:51 PM

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"A true conservative would know, without a thought, that knowing another language is the mark of an educated, worldly person."

In this part of the world,"worldly" is a euphemism for somewhat degenerate.

Posted by: PeterUK July 09, 2008 at 02:00 PM

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I have visions of Little Boy Blue sat in his Prius after a blowout,late for his hairdressing appointment,trying to find something to cover his head so he can get out of the car.

If the tire changers and hairdressers ever go on strike it would paralyze the entire Democratic elite.

Posted by: PeterUK July 09, 2008 at 02:56 PM

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This troll is so lofty and arrogant, it is probably John Kerry's hairpiece.

Posted by: PeterUK July 09, 2008 at 04:00 PM

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"Speaking of Bulldoggy and Edward Said..."

SShhh! It's only a rumour.

Posted by: PeterUK October 06, 2008 at 08:13 PM

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"My husband and I recall it fondly--it was a place both our parents would take us on weekends for a special treat..a rare meal away from home."

You were a child bride?

Posted by: PeterUK December 03, 2008 at 02:36 PM

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"Rice, 44, says her connection to Obama was forged in part by a shared opposition to the war in Iraq, but she is the only top figure in Obama’s national security team who opposed the war."

"Forged",like so many other things about Obama.

Posted by: PeterUK December 03, 2008 at 02:53 PM

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Barrack Hussein Obama is not a "Miserable Failure",he is an exceptionally good failure.The depths of his talent for failure are as yet unplumbed. Give the man a chance,give him the time to fail on the epic scale the only he can achieve,but wear your Kevlar and Lead underwear.

Posted by: PeterUK February 12, 2009 at 01:07 PM

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"Such modesty from the Intelligence Chair!"

Don't know how "modesty" and "intelligence" got in there,but Feinstein is certainly a chairhead.What a vacuous,halfwitted dimbo.

Posted by: PeterUK February 14, 2009 at 03:56 PM

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"Earth to Newsweek: midway between Lyndon Johnson and Pol Pot is not "the center"."

That would be Toss Pot.

Posted by: PeterUK March 10, 2009 at 05:44 PM

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"Fifty-five vegetables, forsooth".

Those would be Obama's White House advisers?

Posted by: PeterUK March 21, 2009 at 07:54 AM

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It is rumoured that Obama used the Teleprompter when Michelle ordered him to propose to her.

Posted by: PeterUK March 21, 2009 at 10:15 AM

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Surprising Spector didn't go for a plea of insanity,he has the wigs for it.

Posted by: PeterUK April 13, 2009 at 08:04 PM

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The picture of Spector on Drudge confirms his insanity.An American badge pin on one side and a "Obama Rocks on the Other.Obama seems to have a lot of suppor amongst the felon classes.

Posted by: PeterUK April 14, 2009 at 05:30 AM

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"Both positions are daft"

If you could let us know which pages of the Karam Sutra you are on?

Posted by: PeterUK April 14, 2009 at 12:37 PM

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The existance of Liberals is the biggest argument against "intelligent Design" there is.

Posted by: PeterUK April 14, 2009 at 10:44 AM

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"I think we agree on what Krugman was up to -- ridiculing fundamentalists and tea patyers by calling up memories of the Monkey Trial, Elmer Gantry, and other assorted horrors".

Isn't that emanating beyond the penumbra?

Posted by: PeterUK April 14, 2009 at 12:41 PM

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"that we are "nothing but glorified apes"

Look,if Appalled wants to be a glorified ape,give her a banana and let's move on.

Posted by: PeterUK April 14, 2009 at 05:21 PM

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It is obvious Osama bin Laden is dead,Obama isn't having talks with him.

Posted by: PeterUK April 27, 2009 at 02:30 PM

Osama is alive,he changed the second letter of his name and is hiding somewhere in the New World.

Posted by: PeterUK April 27, 2009 at 05:41 PM

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Actually,strictly on the quiet,Prince Charles is Trig's father.

Posted by: PeterUK April 30, 2009 at 02:09 PM

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Politicians rank lower than journalists,pimps and kiddy fiddlers.Interesting times cousins,very interesting times.

Posted by: PeterUK May 21, 2009 at 08:44 PM

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Odd that nobody has mentioned it is the Twelfth of June ,12/06/09 or to you 06/12/09.Two many numbers divisible by three - Brunn had a 30-30.This numerology lark is most interesting,no wonder Krugman went into it instead of getting a day job.

Posted by: PeterUK June 12, 2009 at 02:31 PM

Why on earth did Krugman not note the significance of the number 88 being exactly 13 more than the number of trombones needed to lead the "Big Parade". Thirteen is itself a highly significant mystical prime number.Coincidence? I think not!

Posted by: PeterUK June 12, 2009 at 12:20 PM

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"Obama is Missing"

Obama was missing right up until he was elected.

Posted by: PeterUK June 12, 2009 at 02:51 PM

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Live Healthy - Die Bored.

Posted by: PeterUK July 06, 2009 at 07:09 AM

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Righteous Christianist is Septic under yet another pseudonym.You can re-name it but you can't re-brain it.

Posted by: PeterUK. July 30, 2009 at 05:13 AM

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"we can be as powerful all we want we will still be disliked.."

You can be as weak as you like and still get sand kicked in your face.

Posted by: PeterUK August 17, 2009 at 05:30 PM

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If Obama tries to take credit for Clarice giving up smoking,he will end up with a cheroot up the snoot.

Posted by: PeterUK September 22, 2009 at 02:03 PM

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Previous PUK posts:

Remembering Peter Bocking

Celebrating Peter Bocking

Honoring Peter Bocking

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Honoring Peter Bocking

Here is the third installment of PUK comments from JustOne Minute.

Sure, a picture may be worth a thousand words,
but ten words from PUK is about the same.

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Barney,

Leftism is a faith,if you discuss any of the catastrophic socialist experiments,where millions perished,the retort will be,"That wasn't socialism,real socialism hasn't been tried yet",a direct analogy to the question,"Why haven't my prayers been answered?"..."Because you didn't pray hard enough,sincerely enough or in the right way,go back and try again".

Posted by: PeterUK April 15, 2006 at 03:17 PM

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That's why it is Istambul not Constatinople,it was too hard pronouncing Byzantium

Posted by: PeterUK May 07, 2006 at 06:17 AM

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Has anyone noticed that the terrorist leadership are runners to a man,they set things in motion and are gone. Chicken bin Laden,Mullah "On yer bike"Omar, Abu Musab " The world is our battlefield but I'm washing my turban tonight" al-Zarhawi and Sayyed Hassan " I can get a much better picture of the action from Damascus" Nasrallah,what a pathetic bunch.

Posted by: PeterUK July 29, 2006 at 05:55 PM

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But Clarice,what about the mosquito's right to life,surely if Gaia created them....?

Posted by: PeterUK August 01, 2006 at 06:45 PM

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No SG,it's a cheap SOROSCO troll TM won on eBay,accidentally using the "Buy It Now" option,he's stuck with it until Rotor Rooter comes and gets it out of the drains.

It is running down now,repeating itself,gabbling insanely,can't manage a full paragraph,it'll be singing "Daisy" very soon.

Posted by: PeterUK October 11, 2006 at 08:03 PM

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"The thought of Keller, Sulzberger, Risen and Lichtblau wandering aimlessly around the exercise yard at Leavenworth always cheers me up".

I always see it as the showers.

Posted by: PeterUK October 22, 2006 at 03:54 PM

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The reason these mighty panjandrums of the press flipped the administration the bird is obvious,the latter were not sufficiently deferential,they should have said pretty pleae,with sugar on it,if that had failed they should have used the horses head

Posted by: PeterUK October 22, 2006 at 09:15 PM

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There are few more impressive sights in the world than an Executive Director of a cheesy acronym on the make.

Posted by: PeterUK December 31, 2006 at 09:29 AM

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Isotope dating,geological dating...you guys will go out with anyone.

Posted by: PeterUK December 31, 2006 at 10:46 AM

What can I say? In younger days I was Rock Star.

Posted by: boris December 31, 2006 at 10:47 AM

There are some things even rock stars won't do,not many but.....

Posted by: PeterUK December 31, 2006 at 11:13 AM

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Scientifically speaking it is 2007 here.HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Posted by: PeterUK December 31, 2006 at 07:03 PM

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"A mixup between metric and imperial measurements in the controlling software caused the spacecraft to miss its intended 140–150 km altitude above Mars during orbit insertion, instead entering the Martian atmosphere at about 57 km."

Those bloody French again.

Posted by: PeterUK December 31, 2006 at 10:52 PM

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Clarice,"Nowhere in the dispatch does Edwards explain what his hedge-fund work taught him about poverty."

Poverty,something that money can't buy.

Posted by: PeterUK. May 09, 2007 at 06:15 PM

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Semanticleo,We Earthlings speak a rich and diverse range of languages,it would better if you had some slight grasp of one of them before trying to communicate.What you are putting before us is obvious from Uranus,it simply does not compute.

Posted by: PeterUK July 16, 2007 at 08:51 PM

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"And you sit down, and then you start to order something, and your father says, we have to leave, because we can‘t pay for this. And you get up and leave, and it is humiliating.

So we do not want anybody to be treated without dignity and respect in this country, which is what is part of what motivates me to this cause."

So we are going to enact legislation compelling all restaurants,cafes and diners etc to post the menu outside giving the prices.

Posted by: PeterUK July 18, 2007 at 06:39 PM

Clarice,"PUK, In D.C. (as in France) menus are posted outside restaurants with prices".

Same here,even greasy spoons.I think Edwards was highlighting adult literacy problems.

It could be though, that as a child he was posing little git and his family left in embarrassment.

Posted by: PeterUK July 18, 2007 at 06:59 PM

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"Ever listen to a liberal drone on about the great Presidency of Jimmy Carter? I rest my case."

That is most unfair, ex-President Carter is revered wherever the ruling party has more than 90% of the vote,he is the father of the Iranian Revolution and bequeathed America its internationally respected FISA courts.His name has been put foeward for the World Council of the Senile,sorry Elders,the man is up there with Kofi Annan.

Posted by: PeterUK July 30, 2007 at 03:45 PM

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"Yon Chuckius has a lean and hungry look; He thinks too much: such men are dangerous".

Posted by: PeterUK July 30, 2007 at 05:36 PM

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How can you people mock John "Does my Subprime look big in this?" Edwards so?

Posted by: PeterUK September 29, 2007 at 07:06 AM

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Jane is a bigger pull than John "Does my hair look real?" Edwards.

Posted by: PeterUK October 10, 2007 at 05:29 AM

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So we get the Christmas Pantomime "Carry on Kerry in Cambodia" again this year?

Posted by: PeterUK November 06, 2007 at 07:18 PM

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"I have never been certain of the cause of the injury, but I believe it may have occurred when he fell against the bulkhead of the Swift, either because a mine went off or when the boat made a sharp high-speed turn.."

Or could it simply be that Swift Boats are not design for a tall streak of piss like Kerry and he simply didn't duck going through a door or a hatch?

Posted by: PeterUK November 06, 2007 at 08:17 PM

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When the deranged CO2 targets kick in and the construction of vast renewable energy schemes,we are all going to be eating our shoes.

Posted by: PeterUK January 11, 2008 at 02:17 PM

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Why not the Divil's ticket,Mr and Mrs Clinton and Obama get divorced and Hillary and Barrack get married.Perfect! A Man a woman and a person of colour.

Posted by: PeterUK January 24, 2008 at 03:50 PM

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Mr Ballard,

"I believe that allowances should be made in consideration of who he faced every morning."

Consider the possibility that if his wife is elected he will be walking behind her for four years.

Reminds one of the story,of the man strangling his mistress,fortunately she broke free and asked him why,he said "Sorry he had a bad dream and though it was his wife".

Posted by: PeterUK January 24, 2008 at 05:01 PM

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Mr Ballard,

Soros keeps saying that the US and the UK are heading for problems and we all know he makes his money out of other people's problems.

Posted by: PeterUK January 24, 2008 at 06:09 PM

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A socialist it someone who hates capitalism.Socialists cannot abide living in capitalist countries and must perforce convert those countries in to socialist states.Having succeeded,socialists them move somewhere else where they can make money.

Posted by: PeterUK March 05, 2008 at 06:19 PM

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The Prime Minister's initiative whereby organ donors have to opt out of donating rather than ,er ,donate is such a confidence building measure.Before the kind young man in the white coat was probably checking one's condition.Now he is weighing one up for spare parts.Socialism is such a wonderful thing don't you think?

Posted by: PeterUK April 11, 2008 at 01:25 PM

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It is quite obvious,that this wasn't bombing to terrorise,but bombing to educate.Pyrotechnical pedagoguery was the latest thing when Ayers was an militant.

Posted by: PeterUK April 30, 2008 at 02:27 PM

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Obama is clueless and has lived in an environment where bullshit baffles brains.Unfortunately he now in the grown up world where his fantasies count.

Posted by: PeterUK July 28, 2008 at 02:16 PM

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Looks like his hair is divorcing his head on the grounds of incompatibility.

Posted by: PeterUK July 28, 2008 at 08:09 PM

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""ComeOn.org" grab everybody?" The one by Eddie Cochran ?

Posted by: PeterUK August 08, 2008 at 04:21 PM

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"For just a moment when I saw an ad about Obama called "tiny" I hoped it was not phallically based."

No,just a phallacy.

Posted by: PeterUK August 27, 2008 at 04:43 PM

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Look Sue,"All God's Children have rhythm",it is just that in some it is more deeply hidden.Just remember,when Bonto takes over you vill be clappink on ze off beat.

Posted by: PeterUK September 05, 2008 at 07:57 PM

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Jor,What is the matter,did George Bush stand you up on a date,or are you John F. Kerry?

Posted by: PeterUK November 05, 2008 at 08:41 PM

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RUSSIANS Bomb typepad.

Posted by: PeterUK November 05, 2008 at 09:08 PM

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Mark Steyn's publisher has made discrete inqiries as to his whereabouts.Steyn hasn't been seen since the cruise.No action will be taken if the JOMer who took him quietly puts him back.

Posted by: PeterUK November 17, 2008 at 06:52 AM

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"Yes, he's going to issue an order on his first day that Gitmo be closed."

That is what he was elected for,to look after the interests of your enemies.

New interrogation technique,

A phone call from Blago,

Lunch with Nancy,

Breakfast with Michelle.

Posted by: PeterUK January 12, 2009 at 05:45 PM

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Why would there be any need foe SERE school? The Obama Schutzstaffel won't actually get captured.

Posted by: PeterUK January 12, 2009 at 07:47 PM

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"Announcing the “Frank Marshall Davis roundtable for change” on the Obama website, Maki, a Democratic Party activist and casino worker organizer,"

"I am referring to capitalism―a thoroughly rotten system"

Has the bloke had an ironectomy?

Posted by: PeterUK January 12, 2009 at 08:21 PM

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"Why not put them up in the Lincoln bedroom?"

Arafat stole the towels.

Posted by: PeterUK January 12, 2009 at 08:38 PM

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"Actually I was in oil business for a awhile."

You were a sardine packer?

"I also suspect I was voting Republican before you were born."

That's it then,a Moby.

Posted by: PeterUK January 13, 2009 at 11:54 AM

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"Pew has done polls in Pakistan and they hate Israel and us, and I can confirm that from personal knowledge."

This is understandable.Do you not think world peace would be better served if you,personally,stopped traveling?

Posted by: PeterUK January 13, 2009 at 12:05 PM

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I like trolls,it is so nice to see a third rate mind with a first rate ego at work.

Posted by: PeterUK January 13, 2009 at 09:21 PM

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Mars obviously needs a Community Organiser.

Posted by: PeterUK January 15, 2009 at 12:20 PM

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"underneath the surface of Mars are massive cattle yards......."

Of course there are,where else do you think MarsBurgers come from?

Posted by: PeterUK January 15, 2009 at 01:01 PM

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At first I thought this was a new band,"Methane and the Microbes" but it could easily be the new administration.

Posted by: PeterUK January 15, 2009 at 01:12 PM

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On the contrary,it is a great idea to start a pissing match.Barack "Da Finga" Obama won't be able to resist it. The street will come bubbling up,Obama will exhibit all the charm of a used wart salesman.

Posted by: PeterUK March 04, 2009 at 07:50 PM

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For America,Obama is the dog you picked up at a party. You broke up with a long time partner,things had been rocky,and you went on the piss to forget.Today is the following day,when disheveled and hungover,you view the object of the previous nights desire disappearing out of the door with your money and your car keys having crapped in the shower.

Posted by: PeterUK March 20, 2009 at 10:09 AM

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Whilst all the above,and no doubt below,rationalisations are interesting,the most obvious explanation is,Obama is a prat.He has spent his life winging it with post-modern waffle,now it is coming back to bite his bum.

Posted by: PeterUK March 25, 2009 at 03:11 PM

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A nation,its culture,polity and constitution are like a magnificent old building that has taken centuries to build.Putting your nation in to the hands of Obama is akin to entrusting the building to a window dresser whose concern is only the fashion of the moment.Folks,you have handed the Vatican over to a condo developer.

Posted by: PeterUK March 25, 2009 at 05:04 PM

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"I am too young to have a good memory of it, but was it this bad during Carter or is Obama going further?"

Obama hit the ground fumbling.

Posted by: PeterUK March 25, 2009 at 05:07 PM

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Verner,Watched it,put me right off my black cherry jam on wholemeal butty.

The dreadful truth is,prior to stealing the Premiership of the other shyster,Gordon had a set of Hollywood teeth installed.The poor bugger cannot help it. No matter what the event,those teeth make him grin like a ventriloquists dummy.A bit like going to a fancy dress party and dscovering it's a funeral.

Now if you will excuse me,I have a bout of political noro-virus coming on.

Posted by: PeterUK March 25, 2009 at 07:03 PM

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If O could solve anything,he'd fix M's overbite.

Posted by: PeterUK April 29, 2009 at 03:07 PM

Must be like kissing a pair of pliers.

Posted by: PeterUK April 29, 2009 at 03:18 PM

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Why shouldn't Michelle Antoinette have the kind of night out that the Obamas couldn't possibly afford if he were not president.This is simply jealousy on the part of the sans culottes.

Posted by: PeterUK May 31, 2009 at 09:57 AM

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"Maybe I'm dreaming about a time that never was ... time when journalists were like Clark Kent ".

Some obviously still wear their shorts over their pants.

Posted by: PeterUK June 30, 2009 at 01:21 PM

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Clarice,

"I hope the first things that freeze and die are Gore's and Pinch's balls."

If they do,I'll have them mounted as earrings for you.

Posted by: PeterUK July 21, 2009 at 01:56 PM

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Porchlight,Like everything else politic has been dumbed down. Now the vote is for Celebrity Big Brother.

Posted by: PeterUK June 30, 2009 at 05:12 PM

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Time to lose "Climate Skepticism".How about Climate Confidence.The planet worked before we were here and it will work after we have gone.

Posted by: PeterUK July 20, 2009 at 05:44 PM

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Warmers are no different to the other Millenarian cult which have reared their insane heads over the centuries.Except some of the bastards have found a way of making money out of it.

Posted by: PeterUK July 20, 2009 at 06:04 PM

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" He is very analytical. He's very deliberate about the way he goes through things. He wants to understand everything. He delves very deeply into these issues."

Avoids, nicely,any real positive praise. A nice euphemism for "Dumb as a wrestler's jockstrap".

Posted by: PeterUK October 01, 2009 at 02:51 PM

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"When Senator DeMint lifts these holds and allows these individuals to receive an up or down vote on the Senate floor, the Committee will approve his travel to Honduras, a country that is in the middle of delicate, political crisis."

So the fate of a country depends on Democrat nominations.John F. Kerry,once a shit always a shit.

Posted by: PeterUK October 01, 2009 at 08:46 PM

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Why don't you imprison Andy for drug abuse,keep him and a couple of hundred lonely inmates happy.

Posted by: PeterUK October 06, 2009 at 07:53 PM

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"Mr. Cohen retreats from "global thirsting" to "basically a European call" within one paragraph."

Actually,a handful of Norwegian politicos thirsting. Outside a mention in the press,nobody I know has even mentioned president Nemo's Nobel.Sorry,it is as interesting as watching a coffin warp.

Posted by: PeterUK October 14, 2009 at 11:59 AM

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Previous PUK posts:

Remembering Peter Bocking

Celebrating Peter Bocking

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Celebrating Peter Bocking

Post two of "PUK's Greatest Hits" from JustOneMinute.

Some people have a way with words; many do, in fact.

But PUK had his way with words, and the words never stood a chance.

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Sue,"how do you unring the bell?"

!GNUD

Posted by: PeterUK April 14, 2006 at 02:07 PM

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Glib Dana,do you have a point,other than your cranial malformation?

Posted by: PeterUK April 15, 2006 at 10:28 AM

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It is our solemn duty to subject them to derision,if they didn't want to be insulted they wouldn't be liberals.Look at Dementedleo for example,locked away with the ointment, only a laptop,the NYT and her piles for company,what kind of life is that for a cretin? Here she can individuate herself before the mocking multitudes,teeming millions of internet users intimately aquainted with her personal problems.It is a kindness,otherwise she would be on Jerry Springer,images of her...well images, would be beamed across the world,people would recognise her in the street,"How are the haemorrhoids?" they would cry,much better this way.Cruel to be kind.

Posted by: PeterUK June 29, 2006 at 06:04 PM

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"Obesity, hypertension, high cholesterol."

Well that explains Ted Kennedy,but how does it explain Hezbollah?

Posted by: PeterUK August 03, 2006 at 10:06 AM

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Quite simply, nerds are those who do incredibly nerdish things like conduct research into nerdishness,Mary Bucholtz is the epitome of nerdity.To her I say "Nerd know thyself".As a side bar,there had to have a racial aspect ,otherwise her nerdishness would not have got funding.

Posted by: PeterUK July 29, 2007 at 11:20 AM

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Gosh! Did Kerry sail his Swift Boat up the Amur River in Manchuria?

Posted by: PeterUK August 07, 2007 at 09:21 PM

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Daddy,

Beauchamp is to star in the remake of "Platoon",to be called "Spittoon".

Posted by: PeterUK August 08, 2007 at 10:19 AM

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Rick,

I heard tell that if they were really annoyed the source of annoyance was dragged down into the basement and thrown into the central heating furnace.Ah! Nostalgia,brings a tear to the eye.

Posted by: PeterUK August 08, 2007 at 03:21 PM

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"Maybe he thought he was Kerry-lite?"

Sounds like some low fat Irish butter.

Posted by: PeterUK August 08, 2007 at 04:51 PM

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"It's called living your cover. This had nothing to do with what I was doing," Plame Wilson says"

"Living Your Cover", the Hit Song from the New Musical "OUT!!" This is going to leave,"Paint Your Wagon and "Climb Every Mountain" in the shade.

There is a come back for Britney in this.

Posted by: PeterUK October 22, 2007 at 07:04 PM

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You are all being somewhat unfair to "Paunchy Larry",he may be fat,but his hair is thin.

Posted by: PeterUK October 24, 2007 at 06:32 AM

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"Does anyone else get the same impression I'm getting? Namely that Joe and Val have lied to each other all along,"

"Darling,does my bum look big in this"?

"Oh course not Joe".

Posted by: PeterUK October 24, 2007 at 04:01 PM

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"And she never takes her eye off the Main Chance."

Every time she takes her eyes of the Main Chancer he grabs another intern

Posted by: PeterUK February 13, 2008 at 04:21 PM

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"It's as if Thatcher had never existed."

For British feminists,she didn't.Mention Margaret Thatcher and there is an instant replay of the bedroom scene from "The Exorcist".I think most of them would like a female Prime Minister, as long as it isn't another woman.

Posted by: PeterUK February 13, 2008 at 08:01 PM

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"The worst I've done is accuse PUK of drinking warm beer."

Philistine.

Posted by: PeterUK February 27, 2008 at 05:46 PM

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"Zero-tolerance tolerance rules absolutley mandate a "permanent manifestation" of change of heart. Tattoos, brands, ear notches (with short hair) and tongue clips are acceptable."

Ok Boris report for tattooing,Barack on one hand Obama on the other,where you put the Hussein is your business.

Posted by: PeterUK February 27, 2008 at 08:23 PM

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"Come on you idiot political wives. Get angry at your husbands".

Political wives don't get angry,they get alimony.

Posted by: PeterUK March 10, 2008 at 04:27 PM

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"They're about the causes we champion and the people we fight for. -- John Kerry"

He's not supporting the Viet Cong again is he?

Posted by: PeterUK March 20, 2008 at 06:07 PM

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"I don't think Obama is a black Lincoln."

There is some European socialist in him,perhaps he is a Lincoln Continental?

Posted by: PeterUK March 20, 2008 at 08:19 PM

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"How many Punks Does It Take To Embarrass Glenn Greenwald?"

How many can he get in a cabana?

Posted by: PeterUK March 23, 2008 at 02:13 PM

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"Dating Hillary's lies",sounds as bad as dating Cindy Sheehan.Ask Cruella what sniper fire sounds like.

Posted by: PeterUK March 25, 2008 at 03:08 PM

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"public lynching Italian style. ...!"

That's the Cosa Nostra vote down the tubes.

Posted by: PeterUK March 26, 2008 at 01:44 PM

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James,No cliche uncoined eh?

"When readers confuse the viking conquerors of centuries past with the concomitant discrimination of today, you know our education system has failed."

Unfortunately for you you have picked the wrong blog,these folks have education coming out of the wazoo. Best get out whilst you are in one piece.

Posted by: PeterUK March 26, 2008 at 07:29 PM

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"Obama's church awarded Farrakhan the Dr. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. Trumpeter Award, saying Farrakhan "truly epitomized greatness."

Yeah,he's up there with Miles Davis.

Posted by: PeterUK March 26, 2008 at 07:43 PM

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"Let's Move Hillary From Ohio To England".

This would put a strain on Anglo=American relations to say the least.We have a government full of left wing loonies as it is.

Posted by: PeterUK April 08, 2008 at 10:53 AM

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Hillary has coven at 3 am.Broom practice Tuesdays and Wednesdays,weather permitting.Barry has to sort this out himself.

Posted by: PeterUK April 16, 2008 at 06:01 PM

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“My attitude is that I’m less concerned about what you’re wearing on your lapel than what’s in your heart."

Is this where the Obamascope comes in,or is it up the step pyramid again?

Posted by: PeterUK April 16, 2008 at 06:15 PM

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"Just flipped the debate on and heard Hillary Clinton say that if she had been President there never would have been a sub-prime mortgage problem."

Nice technique,If I had been Prime Minister there would have been no WWII.If I'd been around I would have prevented the Black Death,the Wars of the Roses and the hula hoop.Ooops,I was around for the latter,still no one is perfect

Posted by: PeterUK April 17, 2008 at 10:37 AM

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"What was it about her that attracted Barack, I wonder?"

She ordered him to be attracted.

Posted by: PeterUK May 04, 2008 at 06:13 PM

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"It is the light of opportunity that led my father across an ocean."

It's the same thing that leads young people to Bali.

Posted by: PeterUK May 07, 2008 at 06:29 AM

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"Someone else referring to Obama as a poser. Seems to be a trend..."

Obama is a "poodlefaker".

Posted by: PeterUK June 26, 2008 at 03:49 PM

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The more I hear about Obama,the less I know about him.Odd about his birth,perhaps they should have called him Damien.

Posted by: PeterUK June 27, 2008 at 02:03 PM

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"How strange the change from Barry to Barack".

Posted by: PeterUK June 28, 2008 at 08:32 AM

Anyone who elongates their name is a pretentious prat.

Posted by: PeterUK June 28, 2008 at 08:37 AM

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"It's plausible that I was stolen from the circus as a child, but I've never bothered to investigate such a plausibility."

Do you get irresistible urges to wear baggy pants and pour water down them? Is every day a "red nose day".Do you paint a smile on your face,even on Mondays?

Do you find yourself doing this?

Posted by: PeterUK. August 04, 2009 at 01:08 PM

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"Imagine. Lying about illicit sex. It staggers the imagination".

Septic must be fun to be married to,make an ideal spouse for Edwards,they could both cheat.

Posted by: PeterUK August 08, 2008 at 09:21 PM

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"I found the video of Ann Dunham not being able to change Barry's diaper rather interesting:-)"

Barack Hussein Obama does not come from a diaper culture.

Posted by: PeterUK June 28, 2008 at 12:15 PM

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"Okay, watched the video. "A couple of weeks old . . ." Really? And mama-bama had not yet changed even one poo diaper? "

What makes you think Obamessiah excretes? He probably emits pixie dust which wafts away on the breeze.

Posted by: PeterUK June 28, 2008 at 01:55 PM

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On the contrary, liberals are all bile and no brains.

Posted by: PeterUK June 28, 2008 at 03:50 PM

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Unfortunately now they have ratified the Lisbon Treaty/ Constitution all they can do is grab their collective ankles and think of Brussels.

Posted by: PeterUK August 09, 2008 at 07:30 PM

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"1. Poland is totally screwed."

Not at all,Poland is a member of the EU.There will be a discussion about fixing a date for a consultation about a meeting of the European Council,when the the holidays are over,weather permitting.There the wording of a stiff letter of disappointment at the actions of the Russians will be thrashed out.This will then be left until the French no longer have the rotating presidency and no odium can be attached to France.Poland is safe.

Posted by: PeterUK August 11, 2008 at 02:49 PM

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"When does a prog ever miss an opportunity to lick a tyrant's boot?"

It's the only sex they get.

Posted by: PeterUK August 11, 2008 at 06:06 PM

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As soon as one reads "Surgical strikes" one knows one is in the presence of a truly awesome fuckwit.

Posted by: PeterUK August 11, 2008 at 06:40 PM

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Mr Ballard,

As we speak a crack team of Belgian Choclatiers is in training for an assault on Russian sensibilities.This fine body of people,irrespective of race creed or sanity will put the fear of God into the Russians.I know they do me.

Posted by: PeterUK August 12, 2008 at 06:51 AM

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"'Butch Georgian female police officers dressed in US style police uniforms'!"

In Gitmo that would have earned them a clutch of Democrat senators,a bunch of liberal left lawyers,condemnation of the US from the UN,Amnesty International and compensation.It pays to be seen in the right places with your "butch female police officers".Perhaps SCAM should start an agency?

Posted by: PeterUK August 12, 2008 at 11:49 AM

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"I have noticed the spirit of brotherly love and human kindness that illuminates this board. Nothing says 'love thy fellow man' quite like discussions of fat asses, guns, and blackhawks"

I feel I must contradict your statement,JOM is the very fount of brotherly love and human kindness.Now piss off!

Posted by: PeterUK October 06, 2008 at 10:31 AM

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"We lost New Orleans? That'd be like blaming Teddy Roosevelt for losing San Francisco in 1906. Or is the President now officially charged with steering hurricanes and lowering the level of the oceans?"

Not Bush,but certainly the next one.

Posted by: PeterUK November 29, 2008 at 04:22 PM

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"Obama was president of Harvard Law Review and a lecturer at U of Chicago."

You would be amazed how unimpressed human beings are by this.

Posted by: PeterUK November 29, 2008 at 07:30 PM

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Jor,"However, you can sleep easy knowing that I'm in a top profession, sub-specializing in a very competitive area."

You're a hooker doing S&M ?

Posted by: PeterUK November 29, 2008 at 08:18 PM

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"His family emphasized education. Barack saw the value of this and so went first to Occidental then to Columbia then to Harvard Law. After Harvard he taught Constitutional Law at the University of Chicago."

He dodged a day job like Clinton dodged the Draft.

Posted by: PeterUK November 29, 2008 at 08:21 PM

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If you can keep your head whilst all those around you are losing theirs,you either don't understand the problem or you are on something.

Posted by: PeterUK November 30, 2008 at 11:41 AM

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Barrack Hussein Mbama Obama has been been very cool about the slaughter in Mumbai Bombay.

First test as president elect and nothing,just the breeze in the trees.

Posted by: PeterUK November 30, 2008 at 01:56 PM

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Rick,The SCAM expedition to locate The One's college results and his birth certificate is going to be the biggest thing since the discovery of the Dead Sea Scrolls.

The worlds libraries and museums of modern history are already in the bidding.

Posted by: PeterUK November 30, 2008 at 05:00 PM

A tragedy that some of the most important works of the 20th century are missing,even Nazi looters can not be blamed.

Posted by: PeterUK November 30, 2008 at 05:07 PM

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Captain,

You are wasting your time,the left live within its own narrative.Like Obama,it writes the script then lives it.

Posted by: PeterUK November 30, 2008 at 07:03 PM

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JM Hanes
"they're the ones now having to defend a candidate who hasn't even waited to take office before abandoning the central planks of his campaign."

Truth being one of the abandoned planks,plank being the operative word.

Posted by: PeterUK November 30, 2008 at 07:42 PM

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"Oh, my, God. What have we done."

You bought a one billion dollar president with a ten cent character.

Posted by: PeterUK February 10, 2009 at 07:45 PM

You are an incredibly generous man.

Posted by: bad February 10, 2009 at 07:52 PM

bad,I was allowing for inflation.

Posted by: PeterUK February 10, 2009 at 07:59 PM

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"Although I'm starting to feel sorry for Geithner."

Don't,this is the biggest bunch of shysters,carpebaggers,chiselers and snake oil salesmen since the Sheriff of Nottingham.

Posted by: PeterUK February 10, 2009 at 08:50 PM

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Experts are often wrong about the future."

This benighted lot are even wrong about the past.

Posted by: PeterUK February 10, 2009 at 08:52 PM

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"what is a "derivative" trader?"

The way things are going,dead meat.

Posted by: PeterUK February 20, 2009 at 06:39 PM

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Clarice,"Yes, but does SCAM have an exclusive license on halberds? Now there's a fine weapon for peasant in revolt against high taxes and an arbitrary leader."

I'm afraid we do,SCAM is the sole licensing agency for all pole arms and training in the use thereof.Young master Hit is welcome to the use of one of our products,may I recommend the Welsh Bill? There is an obligatory one weeks trained and users must practice every day.Please note users are breathalised and blood tests taken at regular intervals.This is a necessary precaution as careless usage is somewhat more dangerous to your own side than the enemy.

Posted by: PeterUK February 21, 2009 at 07:03 AM

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"So somebody send me the Rosetta on who are the females in the group,"

Didn't you get the "JOM Babes" Christmas Calendar? Phaww!! It put me in intensive care for a week.

Posted by: PeterUK February 21, 2009 at 01:45 PM

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"Is that sweater made from wool from (gasp) flatulent sheep?"

Or the flatulence of a woolen mind?

Posted by: PeterUK February 23, 2009 at 04:25 PM

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"Matthews: "I thought 8,000 was the floor, and it looks like 6,000 is the floor. People are angry, I'm getting angry."

Hell hath no fury like a frontman scorned.Honeymoon over,and they didn't get round to the sex.

Posted by: PeterUK February 23, 2009 at 09:05 PM

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It might stop cap and trade,but Obama will be tilting a windmills for at least four years.Future generations are going to look at them like we look at the monuments on Easter Island - WTF ???

Posted by: PeterUK February 25, 2009 at 06:16 PM

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I Thought They Were Supposed To Hold Hands

Obama bowing to the Saudi king. My goodness. Must be a Muslim thing.

Props to Clarice, who claims the top of the hill at Memeorandum.

Posted by Tom Maguire on April 02, 2009

WOW!! Wait till they see the hot shots I have of PUK and the Queen!!!

Posted by: clarice April 02, 2009 at 07:47 PM

Clarice,We were both much younger then.

Posted by: PeterUK April 02, 2009 at 08:29 PM

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The newspapers are absolutely ridiculous,plastering their pages with super models and film stars,then they try and convince us these two bag jobs are glamorous.Nurse! The screens!

Posted by: PeterUK April 02, 2009 at 08:44 PM

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There is nothing more boringly self-obsessed than those who insist on defining themselves by their sexuality.In some cases,it is a form of bullying.

Posted by: PeterUK May 07, 2009 at 04:29 PM

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"But I don't think concentrating on the issue leads anywhere good for the Republican party."

Wow! Is JOM the entire Republican Party? I'd better clean up my act!

Posted by: PeterUK August 06, 2009 at 01:21 PM

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French? How passe!

I'm not a Tory I'm a liberal anarchist. Anarchos, without leader. We are all too grown up to need parent substitutes.

Posted by: PeterUK August 06, 2009 at 01:33 PM

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" flagged you to the new White House office in charge of hazy argumentation."

Hazy Argumentation,she the new Britney Spears?

Posted by: PeterUK August 06, 2009 at 03:38 PM

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Obama popularity plunge makes UK papers. He doesn't look too happy.The virgin birth may be tosh,but it could be worth the odd percentage.

Posted by: PeterUK August 06, 2009 at 05:11 PM

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"Why would he go so far as to wink at an audience member? "

I thought that was weird, as well. Why copy something like that? I wanna call the dude a Chameleon, but that doesn't seem exactly right, either."

He will be wearing glasses and red high heels next.

Posted by: PeterUK August 12, 2009 at 11:22 AM

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The Man?

Take a deep breath and say "Obama is president now,"Hope and Change"" Then get your arse into gear and do something.

Posted by: PeterUK September 01, 2009 at 02:29 PM

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You seem to be operating in a time warp Nick. Here we are in 2009,with a new president,a Democrat super majority,and you are still whining.

Posted by: PeterUK September 01, 2009 at 02:53 PM

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Please, someone tell Michelle to stand up straight.

Posted by: MayBee October 02, 2009 at 08:40 PM

Maybee. It's a bit hard balancing that load.

Posted by: PeterUK October 02, 2009 at 08:43 PM

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You don't understand,Obama handed Ayers a sheet of paper with,I,me,mine,myself saying,"Flesh this out a bit for me Bill".

Posted by: PeterUK October 08, 2009 at 02:15 PM

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"Maybe Obama thought he was Anastasia."

Anaesthesia.

Posted by: PeterUK October 08, 2009 at 06:27 PM

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What will the Reverend Jeremiah Wright say? That medal has an image of a dead white man on it.

Posted by: PeterUK October 09, 2009 at 11:58 AM

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