Showing posts with label Miscellany. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Miscellany. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Hey! I know you!

Some of you may remember these two posts about Audrey Caroline Smith, here and here.

If not, here is the story.

Heartbreaking.

Well. Tonight, I'm watching the debate and there he is -- Todd Smith -- the father of Audrey Caroline. He was selected to be in the audience at the Presidential debate at Belmont University in Nashville between McCain and Obama.

Amazing.

Here's the debate story from the Smiths...

And what's more, today is the six month anniversary of Audrey Caroline's birth and death. In rememberence, here is the song Todd and Angie wrote to honor and remember Audrey Caroline:

What a family.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Road trip

We will be traveling the rest of the week, blogging will be light.

Maybe non-existent.

In fact, we're heading to Washington D.C. today.

But not at the behest of John McCain.

As far as you know.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Have a great weekend

We’re on our way out for a long holiday weekend, and news that McCain has selected Sarah Palin as his running mate puts a little extra bounce in our step.

For our money, we’d pay attention to Geraghtyfor coverage.

That is, if we were inclined to take our laptop with us for the weekend.

Which we’re not.

See you Monday.

Or Tuesday if we have too much fun over the weekend.

Hope we see you Tuesday.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Fish on

From just up the road. They’re gonna need a lot more cornmeal:

ELKIN (AP) — David Hayes' granddaughter just ask[ed] him to hold her Barbie rod and reel while she went to the bathroom.

He did. And seconds later he landed the state record channel catfish at 21 pounds, 1 ounce.

Alyssa's father had bought the pink Barbie fishing rod for Christmas and she had caught a few bluegill before her grandfather hauled in the catfish.

The Winston-Salem Journal reported the catch Aug. 5 in eastern Wilkes County has been certified as a record by the North Carolina Wildlife Resources Commission.

Hayes and his granddaughter have been fishing in the pond behind his house since she was big enough to hold a pole.

Hayes says his granddaughter worried he would break her rod. He landed the 21-pound fish on a 6-pound test line. It was 32 inches long, 2 inches longer than the rod.

Dang. We went with the Disney Princess rod for our daughter (we’re not making that up, either).

Friday, August 15, 2008

A good walk unspoiled

The PGA Tour has come to town for the Wyndham Championship.

And local boy makes good:

GREENSBORO, N.C. (AP) -- Carl Pettersson has produced the latest record-breaking performance at the Wyndham Championship.

Pettersson shot a tournament-record 61 Friday and matched the PGA Tour record with a two-round score of 15-under 125.

Pettersson went to high school in Greensboro, played collegiately at North Carolina State and serves on the tournament's board of directors. He shot a 30 through his opening nine holes. Six of his 11 birdies came on the front nine.

His remarkable round eclipsed the previous low at the Wyndham of 63, a mark matched fewer than 24 hours earlier by first-round co-leaders Bob Heintz and Martin Laird.

Pettersson's 36-hole score equaled the tour record shared by Tiger Woods, Mark Calcavecchia, Tom Lehman and Corey Pavin.

Go Carl Go!


UPDATE: Pettersson pulls it out!

Animal Kingdom

Sad news today from our local zoo:

ASHEBORO, N.C. -- A 14-year-old giraffe named Azog died Thursday afternoon while undergoing surgery, the N.C. Zoo announced Friday. [...]

Azog was born at the N.C. Zoo in July, 1994 and was one of two adult giraffes in the zoo's collection.

Azog

Better news for a cute and cuddly kitten:

HIGH POINT, N.C. (WGHP) -- Workers from Bill Davis Racing removed a kitten that refused to come out from an SUV's undercarriage Friday morning at the High Point Country Club. On Thursday, the car's owner found a note taped to his door advising him to not start the engine without first checking for the cat. Efforts failed to entice the kitten out with food, so Bill Davis Racing brought equipment to jack up the vehicle and access the kitty.

Azog

(Not the vehicle the kitten was under)

A re-enactment of the rescue is here.

So if a cat is stuck up in a tree, you call the fire department. If it is stuck under an SUV, you call a NASCAR Team.

You learn something new every day. If you’re paying attention.

Friday, August 1, 2008

Like a band of gypsies we go down the highway

We leave today for the last leg of our summer vacation travels. Flight to Texas, pick up the family, and drive back. We are very pleased to see that gas has dropped nearly two bits per gallon, since last we roamed the open roads of America.

And yes, we already knew to keep our tires properly inflated to improve fuel efficiency. But we’ll pretend like we didn’t to make Obama feel better. He’s had a rough week.

Of course, even if his advice had changed us from not-properly-inflated-tire-people to properly-inflated-tire-people, the most we could hope to save on this 1,400 mile drive is $6.24* as a result.

Pocket change we can believe in!

This is all just a really long way of saying that posting will be light over the weekend.


MORE: Oh and the flight today has a stop in Detroit, Michigan. That’s one more state to add to the list.



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*Assuming a 3% increase in fuel efficiency (using the number from Powerline)
Tires pre-Obama: 1,400 miles / 25 mpg = 56 gallons * $3.90 = $218.40
Tires post-Obama: 1,400 miles / 25.75 mpg = 54.4 gallons * $3.90 = 212.16

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Obama's Germany speech

Obama's speech to our ears was -- to be perfectly honest and as surprising as this may be for those who know us -- much better than we expected.

Believe it or not.


Well, then again, that's because we didn't watch it.



IN OTHER NEWS: An honest-to-goodness Man Boy Bites Dog story.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Time waits for Norman

Yes. We are pulling for Greg Norman in the Open Championship.

Per the incomparable Elliott at JOM, the title of this post is a first for this occasion.

We do what we can.

In 1996 we worked at a golf course in Denver (Golden, CO, to be precise). It was a stormy day in which we hunkered down in the club house...when the pilot of Greg Norman's private jet entered and regaled us with stories of Norman's various travels.

Being 1996, only one story was important, of course. It was that year that Norman had undergone the monumental collapse in the Masters, losing to Nick Faldo.

It was in that conversation with a not-so-insider, insider look that we got a feeling of Norman's professionalism.

Norman, upon that collossal collapse, reached the plane with little visible external emotion. It was, "Eh, things happen. Let's go."

He may have been hiding the understandable pain, he may have been repressing the self-anger at letting such a championship slip from his grasp.

We don't know -- we have only the account of this pilot to go on. But this account comported with the experience of highs and lows, wins and losses, triumphs and defeats that portray Greg Norman as an unusually grounded professional athlete.

We don't know what we don't know about him.

But what we think we know, from that conversation and from causual observation through the years compels us...

Go Shark, go!

Friday, July 4, 2008

Happy Independence Day

The second best part of the 4th of July parade we went to in Victor, ID today:

Victor parade

The best part was the lead procession -- five veterans representing the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines and Coast Guard, carrying the flag. We stood, applauded, and shed a tear.

God Bless America.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Programming Note

Posting may be light in the upcoming days.

Beginning today we will be beginning a two week family vacation that begins with this drive (alluded to in this post):

Greensboro, NC to Driggs, ID

How long of a drive is that, you ask?

11,520 bottles of beer on the wall.

Or, more conventionally, 2,100 miles. It's 32 hours driving time according to Google Maps -- but the GPS cuts a couple hours off of that.

We will be checking in and posting over the next two weeks -- and while we cannot predict with certainty how often -- we won't be completly out of pocket. Though we assure you we won't be in any hurry to get to breaking news quickly.

Instead, the blogging may take the form of more personal material. Pictures of the scenery, the bonfires, the fireworks, maybe a hot air balloon or two, the 4th of July parade in downtown Victor, ID, Grand Targhee Resort and Yellowstone and Grand Teton National Parks.

Or we may just take the whole two weeks off.

Who knows? We don't.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

WTF?

License plates are the new front in the culture wars. While South Carolina and Florida are contemplating Christian license plates, North Carolina caters to an entirely different target market:

RALEIGH -- Thanks to some text message-savvy grandchildren, North Carolina drivers whose license plates have the potentially offensive "WTF" letter combination can replace the tags for free.

The News & Observer of Raleigh reported Tuesday the state Division of Motor Vehicles has notified nearly 10,000 holders of license plates with the letter combination.

Officials learned last year the common acronym stands for a vulgar phrase in e-mail and cell phone text messages.

The DMV recently realized the same letters appeared on the sample license plate on its own Web site. Officials are trying to remove the plate from the site.

DMV officials got word of the plates last July when a 60-year-old technology teacher from Fayetteville complained about the plate after her teenage grandchildren clued her in.

The article doesn’t say, but only thing we can come up with is “Why The Frown?” – but we are reasonably certain that’s not what the acronym stands for.

OK, fine, we’ll come clean. We know what it stands for.

And yes, we’ll come fully clean about our dirty minds. A couple of years ago we sat with a neighbor trying to input “potentially offensive” acronyms and abbreviations into the page on the NC DMV website where you can order personalized license plates. Our neighbor was registering his motorcycle and wanted to see if he could get something, well, “potentially offensive” for it.

Despite the snafu with the "WTF" plates, we can happily report that the web site provided adequate protection against our evil machinations.


MORE: No. This was not the neighbor whose tree was struck by lightning.



Sunday, June 22, 2008

Duck and cover II

It was just last month that we narrowly avoided a tornado.

It was just a few hours ago that we narrowly missed being struck by lightning:

No. That is not us in the picture, nor is that our house. It is across the street, though.

MORE: No one was injured, and the tree that was struck hit no houses. You can barely make out a house in the background behind the tree. The family who lives in the house to the right of that one was on their back patio when the lightning struck. They describe the strike as the tree simply exploding. Also, "toothpick splinters" from the tree the length of a javelin and the width of a grown man's arm were found implanted in the ground up to a hundred feet away.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

PSA: Don't Drink and Drive

So normally a really, really good sale on beer is something for which we lustily cheer. And while that is certainly the case in this case for the price of the case of beer pictured below, we feel we must issue the following Public Service Announcement:

Don't Drink and Drive

Price of Case of Beer:...................$10.99
Number of beers per case:...............24
Fluid ounces per beer:..........__........12
Fluid ounces per case:..............._....288
Price per ounce:...........................$0.0382
Fluid ounces per gallon:.................. 128

Price of Beer per Gallon:...$4.88



Price of Gas per Gallon:..>..$4.89


Don't Drink and Drive.
Just Drink. Don't Drive.
It's Cheaper.

Friday, June 13, 2008

Just what bloggers need

Training in professionalism by professional journalists:

Training helps bloggers hone professionalism

Non-journalists entering the world of blogs, online feedback forums, online videos and news Web sites provide information that newspapers and other media can't or don't. But many are now turning to professional journalists for help with dilemmas they're facing: When is something libelous? What's the difference between opinion and news? And how do you find public documents?

About a dozen would-be reporters navigated the basics of journalism at a recent training offered by the Society of Professional Journalists in Chicago. [emphasis added]

Wait. Are bloggers really clamouring for professional journalists of all people to teach them these things? (and aside from making a buck or two off of "nitwits", are professional journalists really interested in helping bloggers hone skills that might send them down the river?)

Of course, we admit that it tickles us to no end imagining Keith Olbermann leading a session titled, "Reporting the news on election night and not letting opinions get in the way"

We're confident in saying that we're confident that these folks leading these seminars are no Keith Olbermanns. But still.

Well. We suppose it's not likely that we're part of their target audience anyway.

Or are we?

The group plans similar seminars this month in Greensboro, N.C., and Los Angeles.

Party at our house after the training session!

See you there!





AND IN ALL SERIOUSNESS: We mourn the passing of a true professional journalist who knew the difference between opinion and news, Tim Russert.


Tuesday, June 10, 2008

McCain is hot

3 out of 5 Playboy Playmates prefer John McCain for president.

Oh, and it is SFW – it’s not Playboy.

But it is HuffPo so it may be NSF something.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

A toast

This past weekend, we went with friends to a nice brewpub downtown called Natty Greene's. The fish and chips had a definite southern twist -- as in catfish -- and was delicious. As always, Natty's serves great beer. And as always, I took great delight in partaking in, well, let's just say that it was more than one.


I started with the Buckshot, a staple of their lineup. And then...I saw it on the board. One of their seasonal beers that I simply had to have.


Unfortunately, they don't list it on the website. So let's let Google help us out here in finding a description of the beer.


From Google we find BeerAdvocate.com:



...flavors are toasty and lighty sweet upfront with a pretty sharp lactic-like bite in the finish its very crisp and refreshing on the palate.


Yup. It's uncanny -- the beer tasted just like it's namesake.



A toast!


minuteman




Thursday, May 22, 2008

Understanding root causes

An article from the AP today tells the tale of the latest front in the war on global warming:

PELLSTON, Mich. - Chain saws scream in a northern Michigan forest, but it's not the familiar sound of lumberjacks.

This time the tree killers are environmental researchers. They hope that years from now the aspens they remove will be replaced with a healthy mix of maples, oaks, beeches and pines — which should soak up more carbon dioxide from an ever warmer world.

They say the experiment is the first they're aware of that involves removing large numbers of trees to promote growth of other species that will boost carbon absorption. It comes as governments and businesses around the world look for economically feasible ways to limit climate change.

Famed dendrologist Scooter Libby helps explain one of the reasons that Aspen are less useful for sequestering carbon:

It is fall now ... the aspens will already be turning. They turn in clusters, because their roots connect them.

However, there is another aspect of the aspen arborcide:

Scientists believe a diverse woodland will hold more carbon because it will be richer in nitrogen and use sunlight more efficiently. Both are key factors in photosynthesis, during which carbon is absorbed...

Yes. Celebrate Diversity!

However, no matter the wisdom of these efforts in combating climate change and celebrating diversity by increasing the carbon sequestration of the woodland, one question remains. Why make the aspens suffer such a slow, painful death?

Cutting down the aspens would cause new sprouts to multiply, so scientists instead use a technique called "girdling," in which they strip a band of bark from around each tree. It starves the trees by preventing sugars produced by the leaves from traveling to the roots.

In recent weeks, crews have girdled more than 6,700 trees — mostly aspens, with some birches — near one of the measuring towers. They should die in a year or two, allowing other species to flourish.

Oh, so aspens are like terrorists – if you kill one, you only make more. So the scientists subject the aspens to brutal torture in order to discourage other aspens from replacing them.

Some argue that those responsible for this approach have manipulated the intelligence:

Skeptics question forests' long-term reliability for sequestering carbon. They can be cut down, burned or destroyed by disease or insects. Also, it's hard to measure their storage capacity, said Jonathan Pershing, climate and energy program director for the World Resources Institute.

"Are you so sure you can tell us how much carbon is saved from your tree? That's the kind of question that makes people dubious about forest management" as a tool for limiting greenhouse gases, Pershing said.

Forest ecologists lied, aspens died!

And some of the scientists involved understand the tradeoffs involved:

"I have little pangs now and then about what we've done ... even though it's for a good reason," Vogel said. But some of the aspens and birches were already dying, and it was just a matter of time for the others, he said.

First they came for the aspens…

Yeah, slow news day for me.

How’s your aspen?

Friday, May 16, 2008

The protection racket

At the Corner, David Freddoso writes about the recently passed farm bill. He quotes an Indianapolis Star column:

...the bill contains another protectionist element, one that hurts hungry people around the world. The Bush administration wanted to be able to use foreign aid money to buy food at locations near where it's needed by starving people. That move would reduce transportation costs and allow foreign aid dollars to be stretched further. The bill instead continues a requirement that all food aid must be purchased from U.S. farms.

Freddoso then writes:

...our government creates one problem, then creates another, bigger problem in order to solve it, then creates a third problem, even bigger, to solve that one — et cetera, et cetera, ad infinitum. And two or more wrongs cannot make a right.

Well. That is certainly indisputably and incontrovertibly self-evident. However, being an ardent conflationist, we may see a potential opportunity that would prove the exception to the Freddoso Rule.

The article says that the requirement that all food aid be US-produced increases transportation costs.

You know what else it means?

An increased carbon footprint.

Why not take the recent decision to have that poor beleaguered Arctic creature listed as “threatened” as part of the Endangered Species Act to argue that this bill kills polar bears?

Baby polar bears.

Because, you know, helping the poor, starving people in third-world countries is not enough motivation to act.

MORE: Hugh Hewitt, call your office!