Obama’s message

If you sometimes find yourself confused about the particulars of Obama’s message – please allow us to provide a quick summary:

America was not deserving of pride until recently

Life in America is bad and getting worse

America is going downhill

Americans’ souls are broken

Americans are mean

Americans are sloths and complacents

Americans are lazy, uninformed, uninvolved isolated and far too comfortable

Women everywhere are struggling just to keep their head above water

Men everywhere care more about themselves than their families

And if you ever find yourself in the future unsure of what Obama’s message is, just remember:

“Whatever Michelle Says
Is the Message”
-Senator Barack Obama
October 1, 2007
Chicago HQ