Sunday, February 28, 2010

President Obama's Weekly Address: Accountability and Triumph

Highlights from President Obama's weekly address in which he describes the problems in Washington.

From February 27, 2010:

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

The Post-Post Partisan Easter Bunny*

Uh huh. About that health care summit. From ABC:

Obama has invited Republicans and Democrats to a televised bipartisan meeting on health care on Feb. 25, but experts are skeptical about whether the open event will be any more than political theater and actually achieve any concrete results in bringing both sides together.

"It could either be a choreographed professional wrestling match or it could be another 'Kumbaya' meeting, and I think both would be totally useless," said Uwe Reinhardt, a professor of political economy at Princeton University . "It should be a frank exchange -- thoughtful, polite, but the way adults should talk to each other."

The president is hoping to thaw the ice on a health care overhaul bill that right now faces grim prospects on Capitol Hill. By bringing both Republicans and Democrats to the table, the White House hopes to resurrect the momentum by energizing wary Democrats and staunchly opposed Republicans.

"Bipartisanship can't be that I agree to all the things that they [Republicans] believe in or want, and they agree to none of the things I believe in and want, and that's the price of bipartisanship," Obama said at an impromptu press conference Tuesday, "but that's sometimes the way it gets presented.

"I'm willing to move off some of the preferences of my party in order to meet them halfway," he said. "But there's got to be some give from their side as well. ... That's what I'm hoping gets accomplished at this summit."

Squarely in Obama’s wheelhouse, right? After all, it’s exactly the sort of thing Obama said would make him a good president during the 2008 campaign.


Obama, September 22, 2008 on 60 Minutes:

KROFT: Why do you think you’d be a good president?

OBAMA: One of the things I’m good at is getting people in a room with a bunch of different ideas who sometimes violently disagree with each other and finding common ground and a sense of common direction.

Then again, that self-assessment hasn’t survived the harsh realities Obama has experienced since becoming president, now has it?

In fact, though almost all of the violence in the health care debate has been on Obama’s side of the ideological aisle, Obama has done nothing to find common ground or a sense of common direction with his political opponents (to be blunt, he's done much worse than doing nothing, what with the name calling and the attempts to shut down debate, but that's for another day).

You might say Obama was wrong about bringing people together. And you would be right.

But let's cut him some slack on that 60 Minutes interview. It’s not like he’s just now realizing this reality. In fact, his reason for why he would be a good president barely survived a week before meeting its expiration date – he violently disagreed with it eight days later. I mean, you could get a bunch of people in a room and not one could find common ground or a common sense of direction between his statement above and this one.

Obama, September 30, 2008 on ABC:

"I don't think me calling House Republican members would have been that helpful, I tend not to be that persuasive on that side of the aisle," he said.

In other words…

Obama told me that if he was elected president, he might as well eschew bipartisan outreach because he tends not to be that persuasive to his political opponents. And he was right! And he has!

Finally! An Obama statement that has not reached an expiration date. Somebody call Geraghty.

So. Is the summit a serious undertaking or simply political theater?

Either way, I think most can agree that Obama can’t and won’t do much persuading.

Including, frankly, Obama.




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*RIP, Dean



A Buck Passer at Heart

Mark Steyn points to this piece by Leslie H Gelb:

It’s not clear whether the bad judgments on priorities, practicalities, and steadiness come from Mr. Obama or his White House team. Maybe he overpowers them in discussions, or maybe he gives them a role in policymaking far beyond their experience in that realm. Unless you’re there, you don’t know. But Mr. Obama is the president, and except for the right-wing crazies, most Americans still recognize his great talents and promise. It is he who’s got to be helped. So it is they who’ve got to go.

True. If we’re not there, we don’t know. We aren’t there. We don’t know.

But is there anything from recent memory that might help us develop a better possible answer than just a guess?

Perhaps:

"It wasn't like 'Let's have a discussion.' It was 'One, two, three, four, here's what we're going to do,' "a staffer said. "When things don't go well, [Obama] doesn't yell and scream. He's very prescriptive. Everybody understands this isn't about having a discussion. He's got 99 percent of the voting shares. There's no point in taking a vote."

Unless Obama has given up those voting shares since arriving in the Oval Office that he once commanded at Campaign HQ, we just might have our answer.

Then again, perhaps more likely, the account of Obama as being large and in charge all the time on every topic during the campaign was an exaggeration, a part of the myth-making of Obama 1.0: The omniscient leader who would heal the planet (that’s Steyn again).

But either way, is there any doubt that at some point, though we know not the time nor the place, that Gelb’s prescription (dump a slew of current advisors for New! and Improved! ones) comes true in some form or fashion?

Because, after all, there is something else from recent memory about Obama when things go south: Obama is a buck-passer at heart.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Never Forgetting Peter Bocking

An obituary for PUK was recently published in the Guardian:

My friend Peter Bocking, who has died aged 66, lived a double life: in the UK he was revered as a jazz guitarist on the north-west beat group scene; in the US he was admired for his written contributions to the blogosphere. Neither group knew of the existence of the other.

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Yet his wider fame rested on non-musical talents. His death was greeted with an outpouring of grief from US blog sites, where PeterUK's contributions were legendary. For example, on the Is-Barack-a-black-Lincoln? debate: "There is some European socialist in him, so perhaps he is a Lincoln Continental." PeterUK's comments have since been gathered on several sites. In a way, Bocking surpassed the Beatles' achievement: he conquered America without ever leaving his armchair.

There were a few of us Americans in the PUK blog fan club who knew of his musical prowess.

The obit also includes a new (to me) photo of PUK:

Read the whole thing -- you'll get more flavor of PUK's life.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

"Greensboro Sit-Ins Left Mark on Nation"

Obama makes an appearance in our local newspaper today with a personal message commemorating the 50th anniversary of the Woolworth's sit-in by four African-American students at North Carolina A&T who became known as the Greensboro Four, Ezell A. Blair Jr. (also known as Jibreel Khazan), David Leinhail Richmond, Joseph Alfred McNeil, and Franklin Eugene McCain.

We share an image of the article approvingly and without further comment:

Obama on the Greensboro Four

Click image to enlarge or click here to go to the online article.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Thursday, January 14, 2010

When Will Obama Break His Press Conference Fast?

ABC News reports:

Obama Gives Speeches, Interviews But Few Press Conferences

There's a tug of war in every administration between the White House and the media that cover it. Reporters want more access and more quality time to question the president, while staffers want to control how the message plays. The two goals are quite often at odds.
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At issue is whether the president has an obligation to take questions on a regular basis from the group of reporters that cover him daily. The reporters say yes. The White House says, well, we choose to do that differently.

President Obama has not held a full news conference at the White House since July 22, the night he said that the Cambridge Police "acted stupidly" in the arrest of Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates.

Well. Being press-conference-averse and relying on speeches is nothing new for Obama. Obama would go radio silent on the campaign trail, notably when uncomfortable questions were on the lips of reporters.

We wrote this for American Thinker in June 2008:

Obama's strategy has been to orient the campaign around his greatest strength and advantage -- who could deliver the best speech -- and away from his greatest weakness -- his poor ability to answer questions about how he would deliver on any of its promises. [...]

Obama understands that the primary means of limiting the questions for which he would otherwise be forced to answer is to create a media environment in which those questions are not asked.

Liberals, including the media have repeatedly attacked President Bush for making himself unavailable to the media in press conferences and other Q&A formats. Yet as Howard Kurtz described back in January, the Obama campaign has been "unusually insulated":

One moment of absurdity came Tuesday, when reporters on the press bus were asked to dial into a conference call in which Obama announced a congressman's endorsement -- even though the candidate was nearby and just as easily could have delivered the news in person to the bus captives. Obama answered a few questions, but reporters are generally placed on mute after they speak so there can be no follow-up.

Obama learned the wisdom of this strategy, or rather the folly of its absence, when he made himself available to reporters to answer questions about his relationship with Antonin Rezko, who is currently on trial for corruption. Irritated with the questions and unable to satisfy persistent reporters, Obama cut the news conference short, walking out and proclaiming, "'Guys, I mean come on. I just answered like eight questions." Obama more recently went on a 10 day stretch in which he held no press conferences. Frustrated with the lack of availability, a reporter tried to break Obama's silence by asking a question while he was eating breakfast. Obama again deployed the "chagrin defense", this time somewhat fomously, "Why can't I just eat my waffle?"

Eating breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Putting yourself in position to get eaten by reporters falls much lower on the priority scale.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Happy New Year

For the second year in a row, I was tasked by my wife's family with cooking blackeyed peas for New Year's Day.

For the first year in a row, my sister-in-law has a blog . . . devoted to food . . . in which my effort could be documented.

Beer-Eyed Blackeyed Peas

Click the link above for her blog post that includes the recipe (which helps in understanding the name of the dish).

Oh, and have I told you how much I love my sister-in-law? She really, really is the best.

And . . . The Chef In My Head . . . that's the second best name for a blog evah!




Thursday, December 31, 2009

Best of 2009

Well, with 2009 coming to a close, this Instapundit post caught my eye:

BEST OF 2009: The Boob Czar.

That link takes you to this at Fishersville Mike:

It's easy for me to remember the post that got the most hits this year. It's from September.
Bob from the
Journey blog made it to Washington Saturday and caught the Boob Czar and her entourage - the Czar of Transparency and a Green Czar.

Ah, interesting. What post at TheVIMH got the most hits this year?

The winner is, from February, the 1040DEM:

1040DEM

Click to enlarge and see if you can spot the differences between this and the traditional, non-partisan 1040.

Given this post yesterday by Instapundit, that seems relevant again:

TAXPROF: TurboTax: The Geithner Edition.

But egads, it seems I peaked in February.

Bring on 2010.

Happy New Year to all.


Saturday, December 26, 2009

Either Something or Someone Is Just Not That Big a Deal

So a terrorist tries to take down a plane -- but nobody tells Obama until 3 hours after the incident is over.

Yikes. Either a terrorist attempting to blow up a plane is just not that big a deal -- or in a terrorist attack Obama is just not that big a deal.

Interestingly, I recently found the post below in draft mode, tucked away in some obscure corner of the blog editor, originally written a few days before the 2008 election. For whatever reason, I never posted it.

Might as well now. So here goes:

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One of the most effective ads of the primary season was Hillary Clinton’s 3am ad, making the case that you want someone with experience in the White House to handle a crisis.

Because Obama is nearly devoid of any relevant experience.

One rebuttal of the 3am theme has been that Obama can surround himself with knowledgeable advisers, can lean on others to help fill in the gaps during a crisis.

And Obama himself made the case that judgment is more important than experience.

Well. The combination of the two should put those concerns to rest, no?

Uh, unless the combination of the two shows a poor choice of gap fillers as evidence of very poor judgment.

Obama’s selection of Joe Biden was obviously an answer to how Obama would fill in such a gap in a foreign crisis (because he certainly wasn’t an answer to bringing change to Washington).

And now, we have Bill Clinton informing us that Obama needs a gap filler on economic matters too.

You see, the 3:00 am call is not the critical one. It’s the call Obama makes at 3:07 am to the person he will turn to in the crisis.

Roll tape…

The Financial Crisis

It's 3 am and your children are asleep. But there's a phone ringing in the White House...

Obama: Hello? You do know what time it is. […] What? A financial crisis? We must act immediately? I don’t know what to do, what do you think we should do? […] OK, well, I’ll get right back to you. I want to bounce this off some other people.

[3:07 am: Obama hangs up receiver, picks it up again, begins to dial]

Obama: Come on, come on, pick up dammit.

Bill Clinton: Hello, Mr. President. What can I do for you?

Obama: There’s a financial crisis, I need your advice.

Bill Clinton: You could bomb an aspirin factory.

Obama: …

Bill Clinton: Oh and then go on camera and bite your lip. Tell people you understand their…no, that you can feel their pain.

Obama:

Bill Clinton: And listen, you must be earnest. Look straight into the camera. Wag your finger a lot, too.

Female voice in background: Come back to bed, Billy.

Obama: Yeah, yeah, ok, let me talk to Hillary.

Bill Clinton: She’s not here.

Obama: But I just heard her in the background.

Bill Clinton: You thought that was Hillary? Hah! Hey, don’t say a word about this, mmmkay?

[3:11 am: click]


The Foreign Crisis

It's 3 am and your children are asleep. But there's a phone ringing in the White House...

Obama: Hello? You do know what time it is. […] What? A foreign crisis? We must act immediately? I don’t know what to do, what do you think we should do? […] OK, well, I’ll get right back to you. Joe knew this would happen, I’m gonna give him a call.

[3:07 am: Obama hangs up receiver, picks it up again, begins to dial]

Obama: Come on, come on, pick up dammit.

Biden: God love ya, Barack, what’s going on?

Obama: We have a crisis on our hands.

Biden: See? I told you so. Did you mark my words? Huh? Did you? They’re testing you, Barack. They’re testing your mettle. Wanna see what you’re made of.

Obama: Right, so…

Biden: Gird your loins, Barack.

Obama: Sure, got it but…

Biden: Like cleaning out the Augean stables, man.

Obama: Let me finish…

Biden: Now listen, I’m glad you called. I’m not being falsely humble with you here, you need me Barack. You need me.

Obama: That’s why I called. Now let’s…

Biden: OK, here’s what we do. We…wait, what’s the crisis?

Obama: Foreign minister Gluvsarov has ordered missles be deployed to Popinovistan

Biden: Right. OK, did you know, I’ve forgotten more about foreign policy than most of my colleagues know.

Obama: Enough. Listen, we need to come up with something. What are your thoughts?

Biden: That’s what I’m trying to tell you, I’ve forgotten who Gluvsarov is or where Popinovistan is.

[3:15 am: click]

Biden: Hello? Barack? …

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[2009 Me Again]: Well. How's that first year worked out for us with Obama? Does anyone still want Obama to be answering the 3am phone call? Or are you glad they waited an additional 3 hours to let the adults handle the situation yesterday before telling President Obama?

Well I know how I answer that last question.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Going Rogue 11, ClimateGate 5

Remember this?

If you wonder why American newspapering is dying, consider this sign-off:

AP writers Matt Apuzzo, Sharon Theimer, Tom Raum, Rita Beamish, Beth Fouhy, H. Josef Hebert, Justin D. Pritchard, Garance Burke, Dan Joling and Lewis Shaine contributed to this report.

Wow. That's ten "AP writers" plus Calvin Woodward, the AP writer whose twinkling pen honed the above contributions into the turgid sludge of the actual report. That's eleven writers for a 695-word report. What on? Obamacare? The Iranian nuke program? The upcoming trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed?

No, the Associated Press assigned eleven writers to "fact-check" Sarah Palin's new book

Now we have this. From the AP's article covering (up) ClimateGate:

The AP studied all the e-mails for context, with five reporters reading and rereading them—about 1 million words in total.

That's less than half the reporters they assigned to "fact-check" Sarah Palin's book.

To be fair, that article also tells us:

As part of the AP review, summaries of the e-mails that raised issues from the potential manipulation of data to intensely personal attacks were sent to seven experts in research ethics, climate science and science policy.

OK. But read this at Watts Up With That: AP’s Seth Borenstein is just too damn cozy with the people he covers – time for AP to do something about it.

Well.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

American Thinkering

I should probably note here the two recent posts I did at American Thinker. So I will. I'll give a quick quote for each, but you can go read them there.

Great Expectations

But really, Lisa Lerer here is just channeling her inner-Michelle Obama.

We should all think more like Michelle Obama

It appears to me that like Lisa Lerer of Politico, Immelt is channeling his inner-Michelle Obama, who also believes America has succumbed to meanness and who counsels young Americans to not give in to greed.

Maybe you detect a theme?

Friday, December 11, 2009

A Tribute to Peter Bocking

Peter playing solo on his 7-string guitar:

Peter playing solo on his 7-string guitar.
Captured by Trefor Owen at a home jam session.

Thank you JazzGuitarClub for posting it!


Monday, November 9, 2009

Listening to Peter Bocking

From Peter Bocking's friend Tony Glaser (via Clarice Feldman), here is a collection of songs featuring PUK. US Mail includes a photo montage to honor and remember our friend.

After You've Gone


Angel Eyes


Bocking Bits


Georgia


I Get Along Without You


US Mail



Photos courtesy of Manchester Beat and Mark Goodwin

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Missing Peter Bocking

"I wish I could have heard him play guitar.
I wish he could have heard how he made me laugh."

--
Kyle

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BTW,In general it should be stated emphatically and ofeten that newspapers are commercial enterprizes,not public amenities, all of them ,from the Editor in Chief to the doorman are in it for the money.

Posted by: PeterUK April 22, 2006 at 10:16 PM

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Gee Barney,Now look what you have done,upset a liberal,almost as bad as running over a hippy.

Posted by: PeterUK June 30, 2006 at 04:45 PM

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"when you look inside yourself".

Every time he does that it goes dark.

Posted by: PeterUK July 14, 2006 at 01:37 PM

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"Wow, either ali-cleown's light bulb finally came on",

Nah,that was the refrigerator door opening.

Posted by: PeterUK September 14, 2006 at 09:23 PM

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Connor,

I know you are addressing Rick,but that is the lamest copout since John Kerry cought in his zip and claimed enemy fire.I'm afraid I shall have to sound the Dueglo,the rest we be along in a minute,don't worry it will be quite painful.

Posted by: PeterUK September 14, 2006 at 10:17 PM

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"They should be hunted down and punished to the full extent of the law - but our system of justice has due process protections so that we actually punish the guilty -"

This is classic,these people are armed to the teeth,they are not running they are coming for you,they glorify death,they blow themselves up rather than surrender,this isn't a law and order issue, it is war.You need to understand Texas Taqiya,that it isn't a matter of punishing the guilty,it is about stopping terrorism,dead.

Posted by: PeterUK September 15, 2006 at 02:26 PM

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My advice to Mr Libby,Scoot,Venezuela beckons,write the book,make the movie,should recoup you legal fees on the book deal alone.Shake hands with Hugo,don't swap spit,you could make Attorney General in any Democrat administration.

Posted by: PeterUK. July 02, 2007 at 04:27 PM

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May I take this opportunity to congratulate the commenters from the left for the fair minded and sportsmanlike way in which they have greeted this act of decency by President George W.Bush?

No? Ok!

HA HA HA HA HA Ha Ha Ha Ha ha ha ha ha.....

Posted by: PeterUK. July 02, 2007 at 06:51 PM

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There's a new book out folks,tales of derring do and espionage,it's call "Undercover,My Life With Larry",written by his toupee.

Posted by: PeterUK. July 02, 2007 at 07:54 PM

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"Institutions have a collective wisdom greater than that of any one individual."

Hey,we're back to Galileo! Or the Party knows best.

Posted by: PeterUK. July 03, 2007 at 06:51 AM

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JJ,How about,

"LIBERALS - ENEMA OF THE PEOPLE"

Posted by: PeterUK. July 03, 2007 at 08:53 AM

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"The unexamined life is not worth living".

The unlived life is not worth examining.
-PeterUK

Posted by: PeterUK. July 03, 2007 at 11:38 AM

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"I'm not brilliant enough to understand your inscrutable remark about "COULD and SHOULD,"

Easy Witless,You should go and fuck yourself but it is a question of whether you could.

Posted by: PeterUK. June 06, 2007 at 12:21 PM

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In the light of legal developments, SCAM is proud to announce the launch of the EMOTOMETER,a handy device which can be fitted to any politician.The EMOTOMETER will register varying degrees of reaction,from mildly surprise,slightly taken aback, through shocked rigid,startled of ones wits and on to bowled over into the bushes in a coma.Easy to download into a PC at the ended of every waking day and save to disk.$99.99 Scam Prods.com

Posted by: PeterUK. June 27, 2007 at 03:58 PM

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"Iran has to be toppled from within because they're holding too strong a hole card."

The biggest "a hole card" being the liberal left.

Posted by: PeterUK. June 28, 2007 at 02:51 PM

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"UK Peter aka Dick from UK:"

Penis envy will get you nowhere Deb.

Posted by: PeterUK. June 29, 2007 at 08:41 AM

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Clarice,

"Looks like we'll have Al Gore to kick around again.

Convenient Untruth"

"An Inconvenient Girth"?

Posted by: PeterUK. June 29, 2007 at 03:27 PM

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If Larry's brain was made of Semtex,there wouldn't be enough to blow his hat off.

Posted by: PeterUK. June 29, 2007 at 05:01 PM

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""She is genetically programmed to want just one man who will stick with her and help raise their children."

But not genetically programmed to want one lot of alimony.I salute that small selfless band of the fair sex who sacrifice themselves for the sisterhood.Please would they wear badges?

Posted by: PeterUK August 13, 2007 at 11:49 AM

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" just like her late father was, who turned the lights off when people left a room and turned the heat off at nights even during cold Chicago winters, she said.

"I'm acting more and more like him all the time," Clinton said. "

Leaving Bill and Monica in the dark,no wonder he couldn't find the ashtray.

Posted by: PeterUK August 13, 2007 at 05:29 PM

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That dang google is failing me (I Blame Bush).

Posted by: hit and run August 13, 2007 at 03:23 PM

Here we call it "Brewer's Droop".

Posted by: PeterUK August 13, 2007 at 05:35 PM

Just to make sure, I went agooglin' to see if Brewer's Droop meant what I thought it meant. And in the process learned Australians call it Foster's Flop. ::grin::

Posted by: Sue August 13, 2007 at 05:46 PM

Sue,Yes,too much beer gets to your old dang google.

Posted by: PeterUK August 13, 2007 at 05:55 PM

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These geezers have their heads between their legs looking for the echo and they have to audacity to predict weather in the future.If they are that good why aren't they rich?

Posted by: PeterUK August 14, 2007 at 11:53 AM

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Oh good,Jay Rockefeller endorses Forename Obama,now we can play Kevin Bacon with Bashar al Assad.

Posted by: PeterUK March 01, 2008 at 10:40 AM

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"Wow so much for teaching our kids about the right to free speech."

Jamie Gorelick - "Another Brick in the Wall".

Posted by: PeterUK March 28, 2008 at 02:48 PM

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"the out-of-touch Harvard fop." is an exemplar of the kind of creature which inhabits the liberal left across the Western world.The name Versailles springs unbidden to mind,one can hear the faint rumble of the tumbrils and bare feet on the cobblestones.

Posted by: PeterUK April 13, 2008 at 09:28 AM

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Mr Uk,

I wonder if there's any money in "Honkey Pigs for Obama" buttons or bumperstickers?

Posted
by: Rick Ballard
June 01, 2008 at 01:41 PM

Mr Ballard,

Our "Jive Assed Honkies for Obama" are selling well with the white guilt crowd.

Posted by: PeterUK June 01, 2008 at 02:25 PM

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Has anyone noticed that being a friend and mentor of Barack Hussein Obama is like getting a kiss from the Don?

Posted by: PeterUK June 02, 2008 at 02:51 PM

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"A true conservative would know, without a thought, that knowing another language is the mark of an educated, worldly person."

In this part of the world,"worldly" is a euphemism for somewhat degenerate.

Posted by: PeterUK July 09, 2008 at 02:00 PM

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I have visions of Little Boy Blue sat in his Prius after a blowout,late for his hairdressing appointment,trying to find something to cover his head so he can get out of the car.

If the tire changers and hairdressers ever go on strike it would paralyze the entire Democratic elite.

Posted by: PeterUK July 09, 2008 at 02:56 PM

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This troll is so lofty and arrogant, it is probably John Kerry's hairpiece.

Posted by: PeterUK July 09, 2008 at 04:00 PM

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"Speaking of Bulldoggy and Edward Said..."

SShhh! It's only a rumour.

Posted by: PeterUK October 06, 2008 at 08:13 PM

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"My husband and I recall it fondly--it was a place both our parents would take us on weekends for a special treat..a rare meal away from home."

You were a child bride?

Posted by: PeterUK December 03, 2008 at 02:36 PM

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"Rice, 44, says her connection to Obama was forged in part by a shared opposition to the war in Iraq, but she is the only top figure in Obama’s national security team who opposed the war."

"Forged",like so many other things about Obama.

Posted by: PeterUK December 03, 2008 at 02:53 PM

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Barrack Hussein Obama is not a "Miserable Failure",he is an exceptionally good failure.The depths of his talent for failure are as yet unplumbed. Give the man a chance,give him the time to fail on the epic scale the only he can achieve,but wear your Kevlar and Lead underwear.

Posted by: PeterUK February 12, 2009 at 01:07 PM

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"Such modesty from the Intelligence Chair!"

Don't know how "modesty" and "intelligence" got in there,but Feinstein is certainly a chairhead.What a vacuous,halfwitted dimbo.

Posted by: PeterUK February 14, 2009 at 03:56 PM

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"Earth to Newsweek: midway between Lyndon Johnson and Pol Pot is not "the center"."

That would be Toss Pot.

Posted by: PeterUK March 10, 2009 at 05:44 PM

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"Fifty-five vegetables, forsooth".

Those would be Obama's White House advisers?

Posted by: PeterUK March 21, 2009 at 07:54 AM

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It is rumoured that Obama used the Teleprompter when Michelle ordered him to propose to her.

Posted by: PeterUK March 21, 2009 at 10:15 AM

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Surprising Spector didn't go for a plea of insanity,he has the wigs for it.

Posted by: PeterUK April 13, 2009 at 08:04 PM

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The picture of Spector on Drudge confirms his insanity.An American badge pin on one side and a "Obama Rocks on the Other.Obama seems to have a lot of suppor amongst the felon classes.

Posted by: PeterUK April 14, 2009 at 05:30 AM

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"Both positions are daft"

If you could let us know which pages of the Karam Sutra you are on?

Posted by: PeterUK April 14, 2009 at 12:37 PM

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The existance of Liberals is the biggest argument against "intelligent Design" there is.

Posted by: PeterUK April 14, 2009 at 10:44 AM

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"I think we agree on what Krugman was up to -- ridiculing fundamentalists and tea patyers by calling up memories of the Monkey Trial, Elmer Gantry, and other assorted horrors".

Isn't that emanating beyond the penumbra?

Posted by: PeterUK April 14, 2009 at 12:41 PM

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"that we are "nothing but glorified apes"

Look,if Appalled wants to be a glorified ape,give her a banana and let's move on.

Posted by: PeterUK April 14, 2009 at 05:21 PM

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It is obvious Osama bin Laden is dead,Obama isn't having talks with him.

Posted by: PeterUK April 27, 2009 at 02:30 PM

Osama is alive,he changed the second letter of his name and is hiding somewhere in the New World.

Posted by: PeterUK April 27, 2009 at 05:41 PM

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Actually,strictly on the quiet,Prince Charles is Trig's father.

Posted by: PeterUK April 30, 2009 at 02:09 PM

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Politicians rank lower than journalists,pimps and kiddy fiddlers.Interesting times cousins,very interesting times.

Posted by: PeterUK May 21, 2009 at 08:44 PM

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Odd that nobody has mentioned it is the Twelfth of June ,12/06/09 or to you 06/12/09.Two many numbers divisible by three - Brunn had a 30-30.This numerology lark is most interesting,no wonder Krugman went into it instead of getting a day job.

Posted by: PeterUK June 12, 2009 at 02:31 PM

Why on earth did Krugman not note the significance of the number 88 being exactly 13 more than the number of trombones needed to lead the "Big Parade". Thirteen is itself a highly significant mystical prime number.Coincidence? I think not!

Posted by: PeterUK June 12, 2009 at 12:20 PM

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"Obama is Missing"

Obama was missing right up until he was elected.

Posted by: PeterUK June 12, 2009 at 02:51 PM

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Live Healthy - Die Bored.

Posted by: PeterUK July 06, 2009 at 07:09 AM

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Righteous Christianist is Septic under yet another pseudonym.You can re-name it but you can't re-brain it.

Posted by: PeterUK. July 30, 2009 at 05:13 AM

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"we can be as powerful all we want we will still be disliked.."

You can be as weak as you like and still get sand kicked in your face.

Posted by: PeterUK August 17, 2009 at 05:30 PM

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If Obama tries to take credit for Clarice giving up smoking,he will end up with a cheroot up the snoot.

Posted by: PeterUK September 22, 2009 at 02:03 PM

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Previous PUK posts:

Remembering Peter Bocking

Celebrating Peter Bocking

Honoring Peter Bocking

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Honoring Peter Bocking

Here is the third installment of PUK comments from JustOne Minute.

Sure, a picture may be worth a thousand words,
but ten words from PUK is about the same.

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Barney,

Leftism is a faith,if you discuss any of the catastrophic socialist experiments,where millions perished,the retort will be,"That wasn't socialism,real socialism hasn't been tried yet",a direct analogy to the question,"Why haven't my prayers been answered?"..."Because you didn't pray hard enough,sincerely enough or in the right way,go back and try again".

Posted by: PeterUK April 15, 2006 at 03:17 PM

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That's why it is Istambul not Constatinople,it was too hard pronouncing Byzantium

Posted by: PeterUK May 07, 2006 at 06:17 AM

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Has anyone noticed that the terrorist leadership are runners to a man,they set things in motion and are gone. Chicken bin Laden,Mullah "On yer bike"Omar, Abu Musab " The world is our battlefield but I'm washing my turban tonight" al-Zarhawi and Sayyed Hassan " I can get a much better picture of the action from Damascus" Nasrallah,what a pathetic bunch.

Posted by: PeterUK July 29, 2006 at 05:55 PM

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But Clarice,what about the mosquito's right to life,surely if Gaia created them....?

Posted by: PeterUK August 01, 2006 at 06:45 PM

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No SG,it's a cheap SOROSCO troll TM won on eBay,accidentally using the "Buy It Now" option,he's stuck with it until Rotor Rooter comes and gets it out of the drains.

It is running down now,repeating itself,gabbling insanely,can't manage a full paragraph,it'll be singing "Daisy" very soon.

Posted by: PeterUK October 11, 2006 at 08:03 PM

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"The thought of Keller, Sulzberger, Risen and Lichtblau wandering aimlessly around the exercise yard at Leavenworth always cheers me up".

I always see it as the showers.

Posted by: PeterUK October 22, 2006 at 03:54 PM

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The reason these mighty panjandrums of the press flipped the administration the bird is obvious,the latter were not sufficiently deferential,they should have said pretty pleae,with sugar on it,if that had failed they should have used the horses head

Posted by: PeterUK October 22, 2006 at 09:15 PM

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There are few more impressive sights in the world than an Executive Director of a cheesy acronym on the make.

Posted by: PeterUK December 31, 2006 at 09:29 AM

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Isotope dating,geological dating...you guys will go out with anyone.

Posted by: PeterUK December 31, 2006 at 10:46 AM

What can I say? In younger days I was Rock Star.

Posted by: boris December 31, 2006 at 10:47 AM

There are some things even rock stars won't do,not many but.....

Posted by: PeterUK December 31, 2006 at 11:13 AM

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Scientifically speaking it is 2007 here.HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Posted by: PeterUK December 31, 2006 at 07:03 PM

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"A mixup between metric and imperial measurements in the controlling software caused the spacecraft to miss its intended 140–150 km altitude above Mars during orbit insertion, instead entering the Martian atmosphere at about 57 km."

Those bloody French again.

Posted by: PeterUK December 31, 2006 at 10:52 PM

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Clarice,"Nowhere in the dispatch does Edwards explain what his hedge-fund work taught him about poverty."

Poverty,something that money can't buy.

Posted by: PeterUK. May 09, 2007 at 06:15 PM

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Semanticleo,We Earthlings speak a rich and diverse range of languages,it would better if you had some slight grasp of one of them before trying to communicate.What you are putting before us is obvious from Uranus,it simply does not compute.

Posted by: PeterUK July 16, 2007 at 08:51 PM

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"And you sit down, and then you start to order something, and your father says, we have to leave, because we can‘t pay for this. And you get up and leave, and it is humiliating.

So we do not want anybody to be treated without dignity and respect in this country, which is what is part of what motivates me to this cause."

So we are going to enact legislation compelling all restaurants,cafes and diners etc to post the menu outside giving the prices.

Posted by: PeterUK July 18, 2007 at 06:39 PM

Clarice,"PUK, In D.C. (as in France) menus are posted outside restaurants with prices".

Same here,even greasy spoons.I think Edwards was highlighting adult literacy problems.

It could be though, that as a child he was posing little git and his family left in embarrassment.

Posted by: PeterUK July 18, 2007 at 06:59 PM

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"Ever listen to a liberal drone on about the great Presidency of Jimmy Carter? I rest my case."

That is most unfair, ex-President Carter is revered wherever the ruling party has more than 90% of the vote,he is the father of the Iranian Revolution and bequeathed America its internationally respected FISA courts.His name has been put foeward for the World Council of the Senile,sorry Elders,the man is up there with Kofi Annan.

Posted by: PeterUK July 30, 2007 at 03:45 PM

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"Yon Chuckius has a lean and hungry look; He thinks too much: such men are dangerous".

Posted by: PeterUK July 30, 2007 at 05:36 PM

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How can you people mock John "Does my Subprime look big in this?" Edwards so?

Posted by: PeterUK September 29, 2007 at 07:06 AM

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Jane is a bigger pull than John "Does my hair look real?" Edwards.

Posted by: PeterUK October 10, 2007 at 05:29 AM

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So we get the Christmas Pantomime "Carry on Kerry in Cambodia" again this year?

Posted by: PeterUK November 06, 2007 at 07:18 PM

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"I have never been certain of the cause of the injury, but I believe it may have occurred when he fell against the bulkhead of the Swift, either because a mine went off or when the boat made a sharp high-speed turn.."

Or could it simply be that Swift Boats are not design for a tall streak of piss like Kerry and he simply didn't duck going through a door or a hatch?

Posted by: PeterUK November 06, 2007 at 08:17 PM

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When the deranged CO2 targets kick in and the construction of vast renewable energy schemes,we are all going to be eating our shoes.

Posted by: PeterUK January 11, 2008 at 02:17 PM

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Why not the Divil's ticket,Mr and Mrs Clinton and Obama get divorced and Hillary and Barrack get married.Perfect! A Man a woman and a person of colour.

Posted by: PeterUK January 24, 2008 at 03:50 PM

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Mr Ballard,

"I believe that allowances should be made in consideration of who he faced every morning."

Consider the possibility that if his wife is elected he will be walking behind her for four years.

Reminds one of the story,of the man strangling his mistress,fortunately she broke free and asked him why,he said "Sorry he had a bad dream and though it was his wife".

Posted by: PeterUK January 24, 2008 at 05:01 PM

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Mr Ballard,

Soros keeps saying that the US and the UK are heading for problems and we all know he makes his money out of other people's problems.

Posted by: PeterUK January 24, 2008 at 06:09 PM

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A socialist it someone who hates capitalism.Socialists cannot abide living in capitalist countries and must perforce convert those countries in to socialist states.Having succeeded,socialists them move somewhere else where they can make money.

Posted by: PeterUK March 05, 2008 at 06:19 PM

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The Prime Minister's initiative whereby organ donors have to opt out of donating rather than ,er ,donate is such a confidence building measure.Before the kind young man in the white coat was probably checking one's condition.Now he is weighing one up for spare parts.Socialism is such a wonderful thing don't you think?

Posted by: PeterUK April 11, 2008 at 01:25 PM

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It is quite obvious,that this wasn't bombing to terrorise,but bombing to educate.Pyrotechnical pedagoguery was the latest thing when Ayers was an militant.

Posted by: PeterUK April 30, 2008 at 02:27 PM

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Obama is clueless and has lived in an environment where bullshit baffles brains.Unfortunately he now in the grown up world where his fantasies count.

Posted by: PeterUK July 28, 2008 at 02:16 PM

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Looks like his hair is divorcing his head on the grounds of incompatibility.

Posted by: PeterUK July 28, 2008 at 08:09 PM

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""ComeOn.org" grab everybody?" The one by Eddie Cochran ?

Posted by: PeterUK August 08, 2008 at 04:21 PM

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"For just a moment when I saw an ad about Obama called "tiny" I hoped it was not phallically based."

No,just a phallacy.

Posted by: PeterUK August 27, 2008 at 04:43 PM

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Look Sue,"All God's Children have rhythm",it is just that in some it is more deeply hidden.Just remember,when Bonto takes over you vill be clappink on ze off beat.

Posted by: PeterUK September 05, 2008 at 07:57 PM

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Jor,What is the matter,did George Bush stand you up on a date,or are you John F. Kerry?

Posted by: PeterUK November 05, 2008 at 08:41 PM

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RUSSIANS Bomb typepad.

Posted by: PeterUK November 05, 2008 at 09:08 PM

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Mark Steyn's publisher has made discrete inqiries as to his whereabouts.Steyn hasn't been seen since the cruise.No action will be taken if the JOMer who took him quietly puts him back.

Posted by: PeterUK November 17, 2008 at 06:52 AM

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"Yes, he's going to issue an order on his first day that Gitmo be closed."

That is what he was elected for,to look after the interests of your enemies.

New interrogation technique,

A phone call from Blago,

Lunch with Nancy,

Breakfast with Michelle.

Posted by: PeterUK January 12, 2009 at 05:45 PM

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Why would there be any need foe SERE school? The Obama Schutzstaffel won't actually get captured.

Posted by: PeterUK January 12, 2009 at 07:47 PM

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"Announcing the “Frank Marshall Davis roundtable for change” on the Obama website, Maki, a Democratic Party activist and casino worker organizer,"

"I am referring to capitalism―a thoroughly rotten system"

Has the bloke had an ironectomy?

Posted by: PeterUK January 12, 2009 at 08:21 PM

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"Why not put them up in the Lincoln bedroom?"

Arafat stole the towels.

Posted by: PeterUK January 12, 2009 at 08:38 PM

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"Actually I was in oil business for a awhile."

You were a sardine packer?

"I also suspect I was voting Republican before you were born."

That's it then,a Moby.

Posted by: PeterUK January 13, 2009 at 11:54 AM

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"Pew has done polls in Pakistan and they hate Israel and us, and I can confirm that from personal knowledge."

This is understandable.Do you not think world peace would be better served if you,personally,stopped traveling?

Posted by: PeterUK January 13, 2009 at 12:05 PM

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I like trolls,it is so nice to see a third rate mind with a first rate ego at work.

Posted by: PeterUK January 13, 2009 at 09:21 PM

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Mars obviously needs a Community Organiser.

Posted by: PeterUK January 15, 2009 at 12:20 PM

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"underneath the surface of Mars are massive cattle yards......."

Of course there are,where else do you think MarsBurgers come from?

Posted by: PeterUK January 15, 2009 at 01:01 PM

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At first I thought this was a new band,"Methane and the Microbes" but it could easily be the new administration.

Posted by: PeterUK January 15, 2009 at 01:12 PM

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On the contrary,it is a great idea to start a pissing match.Barack "Da Finga" Obama won't be able to resist it. The street will come bubbling up,Obama will exhibit all the charm of a used wart salesman.

Posted by: PeterUK March 04, 2009 at 07:50 PM

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For America,Obama is the dog you picked up at a party. You broke up with a long time partner,things had been rocky,and you went on the piss to forget.Today is the following day,when disheveled and hungover,you view the object of the previous nights desire disappearing out of the door with your money and your car keys having crapped in the shower.

Posted by: PeterUK March 20, 2009 at 10:09 AM

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Whilst all the above,and no doubt below,rationalisations are interesting,the most obvious explanation is,Obama is a prat.He has spent his life winging it with post-modern waffle,now it is coming back to bite his bum.

Posted by: PeterUK March 25, 2009 at 03:11 PM

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A nation,its culture,polity and constitution are like a magnificent old building that has taken centuries to build.Putting your nation in to the hands of Obama is akin to entrusting the building to a window dresser whose concern is only the fashion of the moment.Folks,you have handed the Vatican over to a condo developer.

Posted by: PeterUK March 25, 2009 at 05:04 PM

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"I am too young to have a good memory of it, but was it this bad during Carter or is Obama going further?"

Obama hit the ground fumbling.

Posted by: PeterUK March 25, 2009 at 05:07 PM

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Verner,Watched it,put me right off my black cherry jam on wholemeal butty.

The dreadful truth is,prior to stealing the Premiership of the other shyster,Gordon had a set of Hollywood teeth installed.The poor bugger cannot help it. No matter what the event,those teeth make him grin like a ventriloquists dummy.A bit like going to a fancy dress party and dscovering it's a funeral.

Now if you will excuse me,I have a bout of political noro-virus coming on.

Posted by: PeterUK March 25, 2009 at 07:03 PM

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If O could solve anything,he'd fix M's overbite.

Posted by: PeterUK April 29, 2009 at 03:07 PM

Must be like kissing a pair of pliers.

Posted by: PeterUK April 29, 2009 at 03:18 PM

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Why shouldn't Michelle Antoinette have the kind of night out that the Obamas couldn't possibly afford if he were not president.This is simply jealousy on the part of the sans culottes.

Posted by: PeterUK May 31, 2009 at 09:57 AM

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"Maybe I'm dreaming about a time that never was ... time when journalists were like Clark Kent ".

Some obviously still wear their shorts over their pants.

Posted by: PeterUK June 30, 2009 at 01:21 PM

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Clarice,

"I hope the first things that freeze and die are Gore's and Pinch's balls."

If they do,I'll have them mounted as earrings for you.

Posted by: PeterUK July 21, 2009 at 01:56 PM

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Porchlight,Like everything else politic has been dumbed down. Now the vote is for Celebrity Big Brother.

Posted by: PeterUK June 30, 2009 at 05:12 PM

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Time to lose "Climate Skepticism".How about Climate Confidence.The planet worked before we were here and it will work after we have gone.

Posted by: PeterUK July 20, 2009 at 05:44 PM

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Warmers are no different to the other Millenarian cult which have reared their insane heads over the centuries.Except some of the bastards have found a way of making money out of it.

Posted by: PeterUK July 20, 2009 at 06:04 PM

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" He is very analytical. He's very deliberate about the way he goes through things. He wants to understand everything. He delves very deeply into these issues."

Avoids, nicely,any real positive praise. A nice euphemism for "Dumb as a wrestler's jockstrap".

Posted by: PeterUK October 01, 2009 at 02:51 PM

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"When Senator DeMint lifts these holds and allows these individuals to receive an up or down vote on the Senate floor, the Committee will approve his travel to Honduras, a country that is in the middle of delicate, political crisis."

So the fate of a country depends on Democrat nominations.John F. Kerry,once a shit always a shit.

Posted by: PeterUK October 01, 2009 at 08:46 PM

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Why don't you imprison Andy for drug abuse,keep him and a couple of hundred lonely inmates happy.

Posted by: PeterUK October 06, 2009 at 07:53 PM

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"Mr. Cohen retreats from "global thirsting" to "basically a European call" within one paragraph."

Actually,a handful of Norwegian politicos thirsting. Outside a mention in the press,nobody I know has even mentioned president Nemo's Nobel.Sorry,it is as interesting as watching a coffin warp.

Posted by: PeterUK October 14, 2009 at 11:59 AM

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Previous PUK posts:

Remembering Peter Bocking

Celebrating Peter Bocking