Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Honoring Peter Bocking

Here is the third installment of PUK comments from JustOne Minute.

Sure, a picture may be worth a thousand words,
but ten words from PUK is about the same.

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Barney,

Leftism is a faith,if you discuss any of the catastrophic socialist experiments,where millions perished,the retort will be,"That wasn't socialism,real socialism hasn't been tried yet",a direct analogy to the question,"Why haven't my prayers been answered?"..."Because you didn't pray hard enough,sincerely enough or in the right way,go back and try again".

Posted by: PeterUK April 15, 2006 at 03:17 PM

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That's why it is Istambul not Constatinople,it was too hard pronouncing Byzantium

Posted by: PeterUK May 07, 2006 at 06:17 AM

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Has anyone noticed that the terrorist leadership are runners to a man,they set things in motion and are gone. Chicken bin Laden,Mullah "On yer bike"Omar, Abu Musab " The world is our battlefield but I'm washing my turban tonight" al-Zarhawi and Sayyed Hassan " I can get a much better picture of the action from Damascus" Nasrallah,what a pathetic bunch.

Posted by: PeterUK July 29, 2006 at 05:55 PM

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But Clarice,what about the mosquito's right to life,surely if Gaia created them....?

Posted by: PeterUK August 01, 2006 at 06:45 PM

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No SG,it's a cheap SOROSCO troll TM won on eBay,accidentally using the "Buy It Now" option,he's stuck with it until Rotor Rooter comes and gets it out of the drains.

It is running down now,repeating itself,gabbling insanely,can't manage a full paragraph,it'll be singing "Daisy" very soon.

Posted by: PeterUK October 11, 2006 at 08:03 PM

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"The thought of Keller, Sulzberger, Risen and Lichtblau wandering aimlessly around the exercise yard at Leavenworth always cheers me up".

I always see it as the showers.

Posted by: PeterUK October 22, 2006 at 03:54 PM

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The reason these mighty panjandrums of the press flipped the administration the bird is obvious,the latter were not sufficiently deferential,they should have said pretty pleae,with sugar on it,if that had failed they should have used the horses head

Posted by: PeterUK October 22, 2006 at 09:15 PM

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There are few more impressive sights in the world than an Executive Director of a cheesy acronym on the make.

Posted by: PeterUK December 31, 2006 at 09:29 AM

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Isotope dating,geological dating...you guys will go out with anyone.

Posted by: PeterUK December 31, 2006 at 10:46 AM

What can I say? In younger days I was Rock Star.

Posted by: boris December 31, 2006 at 10:47 AM

There are some things even rock stars won't do,not many but.....

Posted by: PeterUK December 31, 2006 at 11:13 AM

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Scientifically speaking it is 2007 here.HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Posted by: PeterUK December 31, 2006 at 07:03 PM

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"A mixup between metric and imperial measurements in the controlling software caused the spacecraft to miss its intended 140–150 km altitude above Mars during orbit insertion, instead entering the Martian atmosphere at about 57 km."

Those bloody French again.

Posted by: PeterUK December 31, 2006 at 10:52 PM

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Clarice,"Nowhere in the dispatch does Edwards explain what his hedge-fund work taught him about poverty."

Poverty,something that money can't buy.

Posted by: PeterUK. May 09, 2007 at 06:15 PM

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Semanticleo,We Earthlings speak a rich and diverse range of languages,it would better if you had some slight grasp of one of them before trying to communicate.What you are putting before us is obvious from Uranus,it simply does not compute.

Posted by: PeterUK July 16, 2007 at 08:51 PM

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"And you sit down, and then you start to order something, and your father says, we have to leave, because we can‘t pay for this. And you get up and leave, and it is humiliating.

So we do not want anybody to be treated without dignity and respect in this country, which is what is part of what motivates me to this cause."

So we are going to enact legislation compelling all restaurants,cafes and diners etc to post the menu outside giving the prices.

Posted by: PeterUK July 18, 2007 at 06:39 PM

Clarice,"PUK, In D.C. (as in France) menus are posted outside restaurants with prices".

Same here,even greasy spoons.I think Edwards was highlighting adult literacy problems.

It could be though, that as a child he was posing little git and his family left in embarrassment.

Posted by: PeterUK July 18, 2007 at 06:59 PM

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"Ever listen to a liberal drone on about the great Presidency of Jimmy Carter? I rest my case."

That is most unfair, ex-President Carter is revered wherever the ruling party has more than 90% of the vote,he is the father of the Iranian Revolution and bequeathed America its internationally respected FISA courts.His name has been put foeward for the World Council of the Senile,sorry Elders,the man is up there with Kofi Annan.

Posted by: PeterUK July 30, 2007 at 03:45 PM

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"Yon Chuckius has a lean and hungry look; He thinks too much: such men are dangerous".

Posted by: PeterUK July 30, 2007 at 05:36 PM

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How can you people mock John "Does my Subprime look big in this?" Edwards so?

Posted by: PeterUK September 29, 2007 at 07:06 AM

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Jane is a bigger pull than John "Does my hair look real?" Edwards.

Posted by: PeterUK October 10, 2007 at 05:29 AM

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So we get the Christmas Pantomime "Carry on Kerry in Cambodia" again this year?

Posted by: PeterUK November 06, 2007 at 07:18 PM

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"I have never been certain of the cause of the injury, but I believe it may have occurred when he fell against the bulkhead of the Swift, either because a mine went off or when the boat made a sharp high-speed turn.."

Or could it simply be that Swift Boats are not design for a tall streak of piss like Kerry and he simply didn't duck going through a door or a hatch?

Posted by: PeterUK November 06, 2007 at 08:17 PM

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When the deranged CO2 targets kick in and the construction of vast renewable energy schemes,we are all going to be eating our shoes.

Posted by: PeterUK January 11, 2008 at 02:17 PM

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Why not the Divil's ticket,Mr and Mrs Clinton and Obama get divorced and Hillary and Barrack get married.Perfect! A Man a woman and a person of colour.

Posted by: PeterUK January 24, 2008 at 03:50 PM

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Mr Ballard,

"I believe that allowances should be made in consideration of who he faced every morning."

Consider the possibility that if his wife is elected he will be walking behind her for four years.

Reminds one of the story,of the man strangling his mistress,fortunately she broke free and asked him why,he said "Sorry he had a bad dream and though it was his wife".

Posted by: PeterUK January 24, 2008 at 05:01 PM

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Mr Ballard,

Soros keeps saying that the US and the UK are heading for problems and we all know he makes his money out of other people's problems.

Posted by: PeterUK January 24, 2008 at 06:09 PM

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A socialist it someone who hates capitalism.Socialists cannot abide living in capitalist countries and must perforce convert those countries in to socialist states.Having succeeded,socialists them move somewhere else where they can make money.

Posted by: PeterUK March 05, 2008 at 06:19 PM

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The Prime Minister's initiative whereby organ donors have to opt out of donating rather than ,er ,donate is such a confidence building measure.Before the kind young man in the white coat was probably checking one's condition.Now he is weighing one up for spare parts.Socialism is such a wonderful thing don't you think?

Posted by: PeterUK April 11, 2008 at 01:25 PM

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It is quite obvious,that this wasn't bombing to terrorise,but bombing to educate.Pyrotechnical pedagoguery was the latest thing when Ayers was an militant.

Posted by: PeterUK April 30, 2008 at 02:27 PM

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Obama is clueless and has lived in an environment where bullshit baffles brains.Unfortunately he now in the grown up world where his fantasies count.

Posted by: PeterUK July 28, 2008 at 02:16 PM

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Looks like his hair is divorcing his head on the grounds of incompatibility.

Posted by: PeterUK July 28, 2008 at 08:09 PM

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""ComeOn.org" grab everybody?" The one by Eddie Cochran ?

Posted by: PeterUK August 08, 2008 at 04:21 PM

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"For just a moment when I saw an ad about Obama called "tiny" I hoped it was not phallically based."

No,just a phallacy.

Posted by: PeterUK August 27, 2008 at 04:43 PM

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Look Sue,"All God's Children have rhythm",it is just that in some it is more deeply hidden.Just remember,when Bonto takes over you vill be clappink on ze off beat.

Posted by: PeterUK September 05, 2008 at 07:57 PM

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Jor,What is the matter,did George Bush stand you up on a date,or are you John F. Kerry?

Posted by: PeterUK November 05, 2008 at 08:41 PM

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RUSSIANS Bomb typepad.

Posted by: PeterUK November 05, 2008 at 09:08 PM

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Mark Steyn's publisher has made discrete inqiries as to his whereabouts.Steyn hasn't been seen since the cruise.No action will be taken if the JOMer who took him quietly puts him back.

Posted by: PeterUK November 17, 2008 at 06:52 AM

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"Yes, he's going to issue an order on his first day that Gitmo be closed."

That is what he was elected for,to look after the interests of your enemies.

New interrogation technique,

A phone call from Blago,

Lunch with Nancy,

Breakfast with Michelle.

Posted by: PeterUK January 12, 2009 at 05:45 PM

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Why would there be any need foe SERE school? The Obama Schutzstaffel won't actually get captured.

Posted by: PeterUK January 12, 2009 at 07:47 PM

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"Announcing the “Frank Marshall Davis roundtable for change” on the Obama website, Maki, a Democratic Party activist and casino worker organizer,"

"I am referring to capitalism―a thoroughly rotten system"

Has the bloke had an ironectomy?

Posted by: PeterUK January 12, 2009 at 08:21 PM

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"Why not put them up in the Lincoln bedroom?"

Arafat stole the towels.

Posted by: PeterUK January 12, 2009 at 08:38 PM

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"Actually I was in oil business for a awhile."

You were a sardine packer?

"I also suspect I was voting Republican before you were born."

That's it then,a Moby.

Posted by: PeterUK January 13, 2009 at 11:54 AM

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"Pew has done polls in Pakistan and they hate Israel and us, and I can confirm that from personal knowledge."

This is understandable.Do you not think world peace would be better served if you,personally,stopped traveling?

Posted by: PeterUK January 13, 2009 at 12:05 PM

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I like trolls,it is so nice to see a third rate mind with a first rate ego at work.

Posted by: PeterUK January 13, 2009 at 09:21 PM

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Mars obviously needs a Community Organiser.

Posted by: PeterUK January 15, 2009 at 12:20 PM

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"underneath the surface of Mars are massive cattle yards......."

Of course there are,where else do you think MarsBurgers come from?

Posted by: PeterUK January 15, 2009 at 01:01 PM

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At first I thought this was a new band,"Methane and the Microbes" but it could easily be the new administration.

Posted by: PeterUK January 15, 2009 at 01:12 PM

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On the contrary,it is a great idea to start a pissing match.Barack "Da Finga" Obama won't be able to resist it. The street will come bubbling up,Obama will exhibit all the charm of a used wart salesman.

Posted by: PeterUK March 04, 2009 at 07:50 PM

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For America,Obama is the dog you picked up at a party. You broke up with a long time partner,things had been rocky,and you went on the piss to forget.Today is the following day,when disheveled and hungover,you view the object of the previous nights desire disappearing out of the door with your money and your car keys having crapped in the shower.

Posted by: PeterUK March 20, 2009 at 10:09 AM

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Whilst all the above,and no doubt below,rationalisations are interesting,the most obvious explanation is,Obama is a prat.He has spent his life winging it with post-modern waffle,now it is coming back to bite his bum.

Posted by: PeterUK March 25, 2009 at 03:11 PM

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A nation,its culture,polity and constitution are like a magnificent old building that has taken centuries to build.Putting your nation in to the hands of Obama is akin to entrusting the building to a window dresser whose concern is only the fashion of the moment.Folks,you have handed the Vatican over to a condo developer.

Posted by: PeterUK March 25, 2009 at 05:04 PM

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"I am too young to have a good memory of it, but was it this bad during Carter or is Obama going further?"

Obama hit the ground fumbling.

Posted by: PeterUK March 25, 2009 at 05:07 PM

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Verner,Watched it,put me right off my black cherry jam on wholemeal butty.

The dreadful truth is,prior to stealing the Premiership of the other shyster,Gordon had a set of Hollywood teeth installed.The poor bugger cannot help it. No matter what the event,those teeth make him grin like a ventriloquists dummy.A bit like going to a fancy dress party and dscovering it's a funeral.

Now if you will excuse me,I have a bout of political noro-virus coming on.

Posted by: PeterUK March 25, 2009 at 07:03 PM

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If O could solve anything,he'd fix M's overbite.

Posted by: PeterUK April 29, 2009 at 03:07 PM

Must be like kissing a pair of pliers.

Posted by: PeterUK April 29, 2009 at 03:18 PM

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Why shouldn't Michelle Antoinette have the kind of night out that the Obamas couldn't possibly afford if he were not president.This is simply jealousy on the part of the sans culottes.

Posted by: PeterUK May 31, 2009 at 09:57 AM

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"Maybe I'm dreaming about a time that never was ... time when journalists were like Clark Kent ".

Some obviously still wear their shorts over their pants.

Posted by: PeterUK June 30, 2009 at 01:21 PM

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Clarice,

"I hope the first things that freeze and die are Gore's and Pinch's balls."

If they do,I'll have them mounted as earrings for you.

Posted by: PeterUK July 21, 2009 at 01:56 PM

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Porchlight,Like everything else politic has been dumbed down. Now the vote is for Celebrity Big Brother.

Posted by: PeterUK June 30, 2009 at 05:12 PM

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Time to lose "Climate Skepticism".How about Climate Confidence.The planet worked before we were here and it will work after we have gone.

Posted by: PeterUK July 20, 2009 at 05:44 PM

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Warmers are no different to the other Millenarian cult which have reared their insane heads over the centuries.Except some of the bastards have found a way of making money out of it.

Posted by: PeterUK July 20, 2009 at 06:04 PM

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" He is very analytical. He's very deliberate about the way he goes through things. He wants to understand everything. He delves very deeply into these issues."

Avoids, nicely,any real positive praise. A nice euphemism for "Dumb as a wrestler's jockstrap".

Posted by: PeterUK October 01, 2009 at 02:51 PM

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"When Senator DeMint lifts these holds and allows these individuals to receive an up or down vote on the Senate floor, the Committee will approve his travel to Honduras, a country that is in the middle of delicate, political crisis."

So the fate of a country depends on Democrat nominations.John F. Kerry,once a shit always a shit.

Posted by: PeterUK October 01, 2009 at 08:46 PM

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Why don't you imprison Andy for drug abuse,keep him and a couple of hundred lonely inmates happy.

Posted by: PeterUK October 06, 2009 at 07:53 PM

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"Mr. Cohen retreats from "global thirsting" to "basically a European call" within one paragraph."

Actually,a handful of Norwegian politicos thirsting. Outside a mention in the press,nobody I know has even mentioned president Nemo's Nobel.Sorry,it is as interesting as watching a coffin warp.

Posted by: PeterUK October 14, 2009 at 11:59 AM

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Previous PUK posts:

Remembering Peter Bocking

Celebrating Peter Bocking

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