Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Celebrating Peter Bocking

Post two of "PUK's Greatest Hits" from JustOneMinute.

Some people have a way with words; many do, in fact.

But PUK had his way with words, and the words never stood a chance.

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Sue,"how do you unring the bell?"

!GNUD

Posted by: PeterUK April 14, 2006 at 02:07 PM

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Glib Dana,do you have a point,other than your cranial malformation?

Posted by: PeterUK April 15, 2006 at 10:28 AM

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It is our solemn duty to subject them to derision,if they didn't want to be insulted they wouldn't be liberals.Look at Dementedleo for example,locked away with the ointment, only a laptop,the NYT and her piles for company,what kind of life is that for a cretin? Here she can individuate herself before the mocking multitudes,teeming millions of internet users intimately aquainted with her personal problems.It is a kindness,otherwise she would be on Jerry Springer,images of her...well images, would be beamed across the world,people would recognise her in the street,"How are the haemorrhoids?" they would cry,much better this way.Cruel to be kind.

Posted by: PeterUK June 29, 2006 at 06:04 PM

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"Obesity, hypertension, high cholesterol."

Well that explains Ted Kennedy,but how does it explain Hezbollah?

Posted by: PeterUK August 03, 2006 at 10:06 AM

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Quite simply, nerds are those who do incredibly nerdish things like conduct research into nerdishness,Mary Bucholtz is the epitome of nerdity.To her I say "Nerd know thyself".As a side bar,there had to have a racial aspect ,otherwise her nerdishness would not have got funding.

Posted by: PeterUK July 29, 2007 at 11:20 AM

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Gosh! Did Kerry sail his Swift Boat up the Amur River in Manchuria?

Posted by: PeterUK August 07, 2007 at 09:21 PM

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Daddy,

Beauchamp is to star in the remake of "Platoon",to be called "Spittoon".

Posted by: PeterUK August 08, 2007 at 10:19 AM

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Rick,

I heard tell that if they were really annoyed the source of annoyance was dragged down into the basement and thrown into the central heating furnace.Ah! Nostalgia,brings a tear to the eye.

Posted by: PeterUK August 08, 2007 at 03:21 PM

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"Maybe he thought he was Kerry-lite?"

Sounds like some low fat Irish butter.

Posted by: PeterUK August 08, 2007 at 04:51 PM

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"It's called living your cover. This had nothing to do with what I was doing," Plame Wilson says"

"Living Your Cover", the Hit Song from the New Musical "OUT!!" This is going to leave,"Paint Your Wagon and "Climb Every Mountain" in the shade.

There is a come back for Britney in this.

Posted by: PeterUK October 22, 2007 at 07:04 PM

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You are all being somewhat unfair to "Paunchy Larry",he may be fat,but his hair is thin.

Posted by: PeterUK October 24, 2007 at 06:32 AM

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"Does anyone else get the same impression I'm getting? Namely that Joe and Val have lied to each other all along,"

"Darling,does my bum look big in this"?

"Oh course not Joe".

Posted by: PeterUK October 24, 2007 at 04:01 PM

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"And she never takes her eye off the Main Chance."

Every time she takes her eyes of the Main Chancer he grabs another intern

Posted by: PeterUK February 13, 2008 at 04:21 PM

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"It's as if Thatcher had never existed."

For British feminists,she didn't.Mention Margaret Thatcher and there is an instant replay of the bedroom scene from "The Exorcist".I think most of them would like a female Prime Minister, as long as it isn't another woman.

Posted by: PeterUK February 13, 2008 at 08:01 PM

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"The worst I've done is accuse PUK of drinking warm beer."

Philistine.

Posted by: PeterUK February 27, 2008 at 05:46 PM

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"Zero-tolerance tolerance rules absolutley mandate a "permanent manifestation" of change of heart. Tattoos, brands, ear notches (with short hair) and tongue clips are acceptable."

Ok Boris report for tattooing,Barack on one hand Obama on the other,where you put the Hussein is your business.

Posted by: PeterUK February 27, 2008 at 08:23 PM

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"Come on you idiot political wives. Get angry at your husbands".

Political wives don't get angry,they get alimony.

Posted by: PeterUK March 10, 2008 at 04:27 PM

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"They're about the causes we champion and the people we fight for. -- John Kerry"

He's not supporting the Viet Cong again is he?

Posted by: PeterUK March 20, 2008 at 06:07 PM

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"I don't think Obama is a black Lincoln."

There is some European socialist in him,perhaps he is a Lincoln Continental?

Posted by: PeterUK March 20, 2008 at 08:19 PM

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"How many Punks Does It Take To Embarrass Glenn Greenwald?"

How many can he get in a cabana?

Posted by: PeterUK March 23, 2008 at 02:13 PM

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"Dating Hillary's lies",sounds as bad as dating Cindy Sheehan.Ask Cruella what sniper fire sounds like.

Posted by: PeterUK March 25, 2008 at 03:08 PM

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"public lynching Italian style. ...!"

That's the Cosa Nostra vote down the tubes.

Posted by: PeterUK March 26, 2008 at 01:44 PM

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James,No cliche uncoined eh?

"When readers confuse the viking conquerors of centuries past with the concomitant discrimination of today, you know our education system has failed."

Unfortunately for you you have picked the wrong blog,these folks have education coming out of the wazoo. Best get out whilst you are in one piece.

Posted by: PeterUK March 26, 2008 at 07:29 PM

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"Obama's church awarded Farrakhan the Dr. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. Trumpeter Award, saying Farrakhan "truly epitomized greatness."

Yeah,he's up there with Miles Davis.

Posted by: PeterUK March 26, 2008 at 07:43 PM

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"Let's Move Hillary From Ohio To England".

This would put a strain on Anglo=American relations to say the least.We have a government full of left wing loonies as it is.

Posted by: PeterUK April 08, 2008 at 10:53 AM

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Hillary has coven at 3 am.Broom practice Tuesdays and Wednesdays,weather permitting.Barry has to sort this out himself.

Posted by: PeterUK April 16, 2008 at 06:01 PM

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“My attitude is that I’m less concerned about what you’re wearing on your lapel than what’s in your heart."

Is this where the Obamascope comes in,or is it up the step pyramid again?

Posted by: PeterUK April 16, 2008 at 06:15 PM

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"Just flipped the debate on and heard Hillary Clinton say that if she had been President there never would have been a sub-prime mortgage problem."

Nice technique,If I had been Prime Minister there would have been no WWII.If I'd been around I would have prevented the Black Death,the Wars of the Roses and the hula hoop.Ooops,I was around for the latter,still no one is perfect

Posted by: PeterUK April 17, 2008 at 10:37 AM

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"What was it about her that attracted Barack, I wonder?"

She ordered him to be attracted.

Posted by: PeterUK May 04, 2008 at 06:13 PM

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"It is the light of opportunity that led my father across an ocean."

It's the same thing that leads young people to Bali.

Posted by: PeterUK May 07, 2008 at 06:29 AM

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"Someone else referring to Obama as a poser. Seems to be a trend..."

Obama is a "poodlefaker".

Posted by: PeterUK June 26, 2008 at 03:49 PM

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The more I hear about Obama,the less I know about him.Odd about his birth,perhaps they should have called him Damien.

Posted by: PeterUK June 27, 2008 at 02:03 PM

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"How strange the change from Barry to Barack".

Posted by: PeterUK June 28, 2008 at 08:32 AM

Anyone who elongates their name is a pretentious prat.

Posted by: PeterUK June 28, 2008 at 08:37 AM

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"It's plausible that I was stolen from the circus as a child, but I've never bothered to investigate such a plausibility."

Do you get irresistible urges to wear baggy pants and pour water down them? Is every day a "red nose day".Do you paint a smile on your face,even on Mondays?

Do you find yourself doing this?

Posted by: PeterUK. August 04, 2009 at 01:08 PM

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"Imagine. Lying about illicit sex. It staggers the imagination".

Septic must be fun to be married to,make an ideal spouse for Edwards,they could both cheat.

Posted by: PeterUK August 08, 2008 at 09:21 PM

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"I found the video of Ann Dunham not being able to change Barry's diaper rather interesting:-)"

Barack Hussein Obama does not come from a diaper culture.

Posted by: PeterUK June 28, 2008 at 12:15 PM

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"Okay, watched the video. "A couple of weeks old . . ." Really? And mama-bama had not yet changed even one poo diaper? "

What makes you think Obamessiah excretes? He probably emits pixie dust which wafts away on the breeze.

Posted by: PeterUK June 28, 2008 at 01:55 PM

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On the contrary, liberals are all bile and no brains.

Posted by: PeterUK June 28, 2008 at 03:50 PM

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Unfortunately now they have ratified the Lisbon Treaty/ Constitution all they can do is grab their collective ankles and think of Brussels.

Posted by: PeterUK August 09, 2008 at 07:30 PM

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"1. Poland is totally screwed."

Not at all,Poland is a member of the EU.There will be a discussion about fixing a date for a consultation about a meeting of the European Council,when the the holidays are over,weather permitting.There the wording of a stiff letter of disappointment at the actions of the Russians will be thrashed out.This will then be left until the French no longer have the rotating presidency and no odium can be attached to France.Poland is safe.

Posted by: PeterUK August 11, 2008 at 02:49 PM

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"When does a prog ever miss an opportunity to lick a tyrant's boot?"

It's the only sex they get.

Posted by: PeterUK August 11, 2008 at 06:06 PM

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As soon as one reads "Surgical strikes" one knows one is in the presence of a truly awesome fuckwit.

Posted by: PeterUK August 11, 2008 at 06:40 PM

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Mr Ballard,

As we speak a crack team of Belgian Choclatiers is in training for an assault on Russian sensibilities.This fine body of people,irrespective of race creed or sanity will put the fear of God into the Russians.I know they do me.

Posted by: PeterUK August 12, 2008 at 06:51 AM

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"'Butch Georgian female police officers dressed in US style police uniforms'!"

In Gitmo that would have earned them a clutch of Democrat senators,a bunch of liberal left lawyers,condemnation of the US from the UN,Amnesty International and compensation.It pays to be seen in the right places with your "butch female police officers".Perhaps SCAM should start an agency?

Posted by: PeterUK August 12, 2008 at 11:49 AM

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"I have noticed the spirit of brotherly love and human kindness that illuminates this board. Nothing says 'love thy fellow man' quite like discussions of fat asses, guns, and blackhawks"

I feel I must contradict your statement,JOM is the very fount of brotherly love and human kindness.Now piss off!

Posted by: PeterUK October 06, 2008 at 10:31 AM

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"We lost New Orleans? That'd be like blaming Teddy Roosevelt for losing San Francisco in 1906. Or is the President now officially charged with steering hurricanes and lowering the level of the oceans?"

Not Bush,but certainly the next one.

Posted by: PeterUK November 29, 2008 at 04:22 PM

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"Obama was president of Harvard Law Review and a lecturer at U of Chicago."

You would be amazed how unimpressed human beings are by this.

Posted by: PeterUK November 29, 2008 at 07:30 PM

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Jor,"However, you can sleep easy knowing that I'm in a top profession, sub-specializing in a very competitive area."

You're a hooker doing S&M ?

Posted by: PeterUK November 29, 2008 at 08:18 PM

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"His family emphasized education. Barack saw the value of this and so went first to Occidental then to Columbia then to Harvard Law. After Harvard he taught Constitutional Law at the University of Chicago."

He dodged a day job like Clinton dodged the Draft.

Posted by: PeterUK November 29, 2008 at 08:21 PM

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If you can keep your head whilst all those around you are losing theirs,you either don't understand the problem or you are on something.

Posted by: PeterUK November 30, 2008 at 11:41 AM

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Barrack Hussein Mbama Obama has been been very cool about the slaughter in Mumbai Bombay.

First test as president elect and nothing,just the breeze in the trees.

Posted by: PeterUK November 30, 2008 at 01:56 PM

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Rick,The SCAM expedition to locate The One's college results and his birth certificate is going to be the biggest thing since the discovery of the Dead Sea Scrolls.

The worlds libraries and museums of modern history are already in the bidding.

Posted by: PeterUK November 30, 2008 at 05:00 PM

A tragedy that some of the most important works of the 20th century are missing,even Nazi looters can not be blamed.

Posted by: PeterUK November 30, 2008 at 05:07 PM

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Captain,

You are wasting your time,the left live within its own narrative.Like Obama,it writes the script then lives it.

Posted by: PeterUK November 30, 2008 at 07:03 PM

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JM Hanes
"they're the ones now having to defend a candidate who hasn't even waited to take office before abandoning the central planks of his campaign."

Truth being one of the abandoned planks,plank being the operative word.

Posted by: PeterUK November 30, 2008 at 07:42 PM

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"Oh, my, God. What have we done."

You bought a one billion dollar president with a ten cent character.

Posted by: PeterUK February 10, 2009 at 07:45 PM

You are an incredibly generous man.

Posted by: bad February 10, 2009 at 07:52 PM

bad,I was allowing for inflation.

Posted by: PeterUK February 10, 2009 at 07:59 PM

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"Although I'm starting to feel sorry for Geithner."

Don't,this is the biggest bunch of shysters,carpebaggers,chiselers and snake oil salesmen since the Sheriff of Nottingham.

Posted by: PeterUK February 10, 2009 at 08:50 PM

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Experts are often wrong about the future."

This benighted lot are even wrong about the past.

Posted by: PeterUK February 10, 2009 at 08:52 PM

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"what is a "derivative" trader?"

The way things are going,dead meat.

Posted by: PeterUK February 20, 2009 at 06:39 PM

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Clarice,"Yes, but does SCAM have an exclusive license on halberds? Now there's a fine weapon for peasant in revolt against high taxes and an arbitrary leader."

I'm afraid we do,SCAM is the sole licensing agency for all pole arms and training in the use thereof.Young master Hit is welcome to the use of one of our products,may I recommend the Welsh Bill? There is an obligatory one weeks trained and users must practice every day.Please note users are breathalised and blood tests taken at regular intervals.This is a necessary precaution as careless usage is somewhat more dangerous to your own side than the enemy.

Posted by: PeterUK February 21, 2009 at 07:03 AM

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"So somebody send me the Rosetta on who are the females in the group,"

Didn't you get the "JOM Babes" Christmas Calendar? Phaww!! It put me in intensive care for a week.

Posted by: PeterUK February 21, 2009 at 01:45 PM

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"Is that sweater made from wool from (gasp) flatulent sheep?"

Or the flatulence of a woolen mind?

Posted by: PeterUK February 23, 2009 at 04:25 PM

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"Matthews: "I thought 8,000 was the floor, and it looks like 6,000 is the floor. People are angry, I'm getting angry."

Hell hath no fury like a frontman scorned.Honeymoon over,and they didn't get round to the sex.

Posted by: PeterUK February 23, 2009 at 09:05 PM

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It might stop cap and trade,but Obama will be tilting a windmills for at least four years.Future generations are going to look at them like we look at the monuments on Easter Island - WTF ???

Posted by: PeterUK February 25, 2009 at 06:16 PM

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I Thought They Were Supposed To Hold Hands

Obama bowing to the Saudi king. My goodness. Must be a Muslim thing.

Props to Clarice, who claims the top of the hill at Memeorandum.

Posted by Tom Maguire on April 02, 2009

WOW!! Wait till they see the hot shots I have of PUK and the Queen!!!

Posted by: clarice April 02, 2009 at 07:47 PM

Clarice,We were both much younger then.

Posted by: PeterUK April 02, 2009 at 08:29 PM

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The newspapers are absolutely ridiculous,plastering their pages with super models and film stars,then they try and convince us these two bag jobs are glamorous.Nurse! The screens!

Posted by: PeterUK April 02, 2009 at 08:44 PM

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There is nothing more boringly self-obsessed than those who insist on defining themselves by their sexuality.In some cases,it is a form of bullying.

Posted by: PeterUK May 07, 2009 at 04:29 PM

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"But I don't think concentrating on the issue leads anywhere good for the Republican party."

Wow! Is JOM the entire Republican Party? I'd better clean up my act!

Posted by: PeterUK August 06, 2009 at 01:21 PM

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French? How passe!

I'm not a Tory I'm a liberal anarchist. Anarchos, without leader. We are all too grown up to need parent substitutes.

Posted by: PeterUK August 06, 2009 at 01:33 PM

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" flagged you to the new White House office in charge of hazy argumentation."

Hazy Argumentation,she the new Britney Spears?

Posted by: PeterUK August 06, 2009 at 03:38 PM

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Obama popularity plunge makes UK papers. He doesn't look too happy.The virgin birth may be tosh,but it could be worth the odd percentage.

Posted by: PeterUK August 06, 2009 at 05:11 PM

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"Why would he go so far as to wink at an audience member? "

I thought that was weird, as well. Why copy something like that? I wanna call the dude a Chameleon, but that doesn't seem exactly right, either."

He will be wearing glasses and red high heels next.

Posted by: PeterUK August 12, 2009 at 11:22 AM

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The Man?

Take a deep breath and say "Obama is president now,"Hope and Change"" Then get your arse into gear and do something.

Posted by: PeterUK September 01, 2009 at 02:29 PM

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You seem to be operating in a time warp Nick. Here we are in 2009,with a new president,a Democrat super majority,and you are still whining.

Posted by: PeterUK September 01, 2009 at 02:53 PM

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Please, someone tell Michelle to stand up straight.

Posted by: MayBee October 02, 2009 at 08:40 PM

Maybee. It's a bit hard balancing that load.

Posted by: PeterUK October 02, 2009 at 08:43 PM

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You don't understand,Obama handed Ayers a sheet of paper with,I,me,mine,myself saying,"Flesh this out a bit for me Bill".

Posted by: PeterUK October 08, 2009 at 02:15 PM

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"Maybe Obama thought he was Anastasia."

Anaesthesia.

Posted by: PeterUK October 08, 2009 at 06:27 PM

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What will the Reverend Jeremiah Wright say? That medal has an image of a dead white man on it.

Posted by: PeterUK October 09, 2009 at 11:58 AM

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2 comments:

  1. Thank you Hit!! What an absolutely wonderful tribute you are accumulating for this wonderfully dear man.

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  2. Pete once told me that teaching people music who have no rhythm is like pushing the QE2 through a sea of mars bars. He was my guitar teacher for 10 years, gonna miss the guy, always made me laugh

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