WASHINGTON - Now it can be told: President Obama says one of the best-kept secrets at the White House is the pastry chef's to-die-for pie.
In an interview with The Associated Press on Thursday, Obama was asked to reveal a White House secret, and he dished about the pie.
Obama says the pastry chef makes "the best pie I have ever tasted, and that has caused big problems with Michelle and I."
Of course it is causing big problems with Michelle. According to her, by eating the whole pie, Obama is preventing us from getting universal health care.
Most Americans, she said, don't want much.
"They don't want the whole pie," she told the women. "There are some who do, but most Americans feel blessed just being able to thrive a little bit. But that is becoming even more out of reach."...
"The truth is, in order to get things like universal health care and a revamped education system, then someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more."
Of course, put me down on Obama's side on this.
Just don't tell me that Obama is serious about universal health care.