Thursday, November 5, 2009

Missing Peter Bocking

"I wish I could have heard him play guitar.
I wish he could have heard how he made me laugh."



BTW,In general it should be stated emphatically and ofeten that newspapers are commercial enterprizes,not public amenities, all of them ,from the Editor in Chief to the doorman are in it for the money.

Posted by: PeterUK April 22, 2006 at 10:16 PM


Gee Barney,Now look what you have done,upset a liberal,almost as bad as running over a hippy.

Posted by: PeterUK June 30, 2006 at 04:45 PM


"when you look inside yourself".

Every time he does that it goes dark.

Posted by: PeterUK July 14, 2006 at 01:37 PM


"Wow, either ali-cleown's light bulb finally came on",

Nah,that was the refrigerator door opening.

Posted by: PeterUK September 14, 2006 at 09:23 PM



I know you are addressing Rick,but that is the lamest copout since John Kerry cought in his zip and claimed enemy fire.I'm afraid I shall have to sound the Dueglo,the rest we be along in a minute,don't worry it will be quite painful.

Posted by: PeterUK September 14, 2006 at 10:17 PM


"They should be hunted down and punished to the full extent of the law - but our system of justice has due process protections so that we actually punish the guilty -"

This is classic,these people are armed to the teeth,they are not running they are coming for you,they glorify death,they blow themselves up rather than surrender,this isn't a law and order issue, it is war.You need to understand Texas Taqiya,that it isn't a matter of punishing the guilty,it is about stopping terrorism,dead.

Posted by: PeterUK September 15, 2006 at 02:26 PM


My advice to Mr Libby,Scoot,Venezuela beckons,write the book,make the movie,should recoup you legal fees on the book deal alone.Shake hands with Hugo,don't swap spit,you could make Attorney General in any Democrat administration.

Posted by: PeterUK. July 02, 2007 at 04:27 PM


May I take this opportunity to congratulate the commenters from the left for the fair minded and sportsmanlike way in which they have greeted this act of decency by President George W.Bush?

No? Ok!

HA HA HA HA HA Ha Ha Ha Ha ha ha ha ha.....

Posted by: PeterUK. July 02, 2007 at 06:51 PM


There's a new book out folks,tales of derring do and espionage,it's call "Undercover,My Life With Larry",written by his toupee.

Posted by: PeterUK. July 02, 2007 at 07:54 PM


"Institutions have a collective wisdom greater than that of any one individual."

Hey,we're back to Galileo! Or the Party knows best.

Posted by: PeterUK. July 03, 2007 at 06:51 AM


JJ,How about,


Posted by: PeterUK. July 03, 2007 at 08:53 AM


"The unexamined life is not worth living".

The unlived life is not worth examining.

Posted by: PeterUK. July 03, 2007 at 11:38 AM


"I'm not brilliant enough to understand your inscrutable remark about "COULD and SHOULD,"

Easy Witless,You should go and fuck yourself but it is a question of whether you could.

Posted by: PeterUK. June 06, 2007 at 12:21 PM


In the light of legal developments, SCAM is proud to announce the launch of the EMOTOMETER,a handy device which can be fitted to any politician.The EMOTOMETER will register varying degrees of reaction,from mildly surprise,slightly taken aback, through shocked rigid,startled of ones wits and on to bowled over into the bushes in a coma.Easy to download into a PC at the ended of every waking day and save to disk.$99.99 Scam

Posted by: PeterUK. June 27, 2007 at 03:58 PM


"Iran has to be toppled from within because they're holding too strong a hole card."

The biggest "a hole card" being the liberal left.

Posted by: PeterUK. June 28, 2007 at 02:51 PM


"UK Peter aka Dick from UK:"

Penis envy will get you nowhere Deb.

Posted by: PeterUK. June 29, 2007 at 08:41 AM



"Looks like we'll have Al Gore to kick around again.

Convenient Untruth"

"An Inconvenient Girth"?

Posted by: PeterUK. June 29, 2007 at 03:27 PM


If Larry's brain was made of Semtex,there wouldn't be enough to blow his hat off.

Posted by: PeterUK. June 29, 2007 at 05:01 PM


""She is genetically programmed to want just one man who will stick with her and help raise their children."

But not genetically programmed to want one lot of alimony.I salute that small selfless band of the fair sex who sacrifice themselves for the sisterhood.Please would they wear badges?

Posted by: PeterUK August 13, 2007 at 11:49 AM


" just like her late father was, who turned the lights off when people left a room and turned the heat off at nights even during cold Chicago winters, she said.

"I'm acting more and more like him all the time," Clinton said. "

Leaving Bill and Monica in the dark,no wonder he couldn't find the ashtray.

Posted by: PeterUK August 13, 2007 at 05:29 PM


That dang google is failing me (I Blame Bush).

Posted by: hit and run August 13, 2007 at 03:23 PM

Here we call it "Brewer's Droop".

Posted by: PeterUK August 13, 2007 at 05:35 PM

Just to make sure, I went agooglin' to see if Brewer's Droop meant what I thought it meant. And in the process learned Australians call it Foster's Flop. ::grin::

Posted by: Sue August 13, 2007 at 05:46 PM

Sue,Yes,too much beer gets to your old dang google.

Posted by: PeterUK August 13, 2007 at 05:55 PM


These geezers have their heads between their legs looking for the echo and they have to audacity to predict weather in the future.If they are that good why aren't they rich?

Posted by: PeterUK August 14, 2007 at 11:53 AM


Oh good,Jay Rockefeller endorses Forename Obama,now we can play Kevin Bacon with Bashar al Assad.

Posted by: PeterUK March 01, 2008 at 10:40 AM


"Wow so much for teaching our kids about the right to free speech."

Jamie Gorelick - "Another Brick in the Wall".

Posted by: PeterUK March 28, 2008 at 02:48 PM


"the out-of-touch Harvard fop." is an exemplar of the kind of creature which inhabits the liberal left across the Western world.The name Versailles springs unbidden to mind,one can hear the faint rumble of the tumbrils and bare feet on the cobblestones.

Posted by: PeterUK April 13, 2008 at 09:28 AM


Mr Uk,

I wonder if there's any money in "Honkey Pigs for Obama" buttons or bumperstickers?

by: Rick Ballard
June 01, 2008 at 01:41 PM

Mr Ballard,

Our "Jive Assed Honkies for Obama" are selling well with the white guilt crowd.

Posted by: PeterUK June 01, 2008 at 02:25 PM


Has anyone noticed that being a friend and mentor of Barack Hussein Obama is like getting a kiss from the Don?

Posted by: PeterUK June 02, 2008 at 02:51 PM


"A true conservative would know, without a thought, that knowing another language is the mark of an educated, worldly person."

In this part of the world,"worldly" is a euphemism for somewhat degenerate.

Posted by: PeterUK July 09, 2008 at 02:00 PM


I have visions of Little Boy Blue sat in his Prius after a blowout,late for his hairdressing appointment,trying to find something to cover his head so he can get out of the car.

If the tire changers and hairdressers ever go on strike it would paralyze the entire Democratic elite.

Posted by: PeterUK July 09, 2008 at 02:56 PM


This troll is so lofty and arrogant, it is probably John Kerry's hairpiece.

Posted by: PeterUK July 09, 2008 at 04:00 PM


"Speaking of Bulldoggy and Edward Said..."

SShhh! It's only a rumour.

Posted by: PeterUK October 06, 2008 at 08:13 PM


"My husband and I recall it fondly--it was a place both our parents would take us on weekends for a special treat..a rare meal away from home."

You were a child bride?

Posted by: PeterUK December 03, 2008 at 02:36 PM


"Rice, 44, says her connection to Obama was forged in part by a shared opposition to the war in Iraq, but she is the only top figure in Obama’s national security team who opposed the war."

"Forged",like so many other things about Obama.

Posted by: PeterUK December 03, 2008 at 02:53 PM


Barrack Hussein Obama is not a "Miserable Failure",he is an exceptionally good failure.The depths of his talent for failure are as yet unplumbed. Give the man a chance,give him the time to fail on the epic scale the only he can achieve,but wear your Kevlar and Lead underwear.

Posted by: PeterUK February 12, 2009 at 01:07 PM


"Such modesty from the Intelligence Chair!"

Don't know how "modesty" and "intelligence" got in there,but Feinstein is certainly a chairhead.What a vacuous,halfwitted dimbo.

Posted by: PeterUK February 14, 2009 at 03:56 PM


"Earth to Newsweek: midway between Lyndon Johnson and Pol Pot is not "the center"."

That would be Toss Pot.

Posted by: PeterUK March 10, 2009 at 05:44 PM


"Fifty-five vegetables, forsooth".

Those would be Obama's White House advisers?

Posted by: PeterUK March 21, 2009 at 07:54 AM


It is rumoured that Obama used the Teleprompter when Michelle ordered him to propose to her.

Posted by: PeterUK March 21, 2009 at 10:15 AM


Surprising Spector didn't go for a plea of insanity,he has the wigs for it.

Posted by: PeterUK April 13, 2009 at 08:04 PM


The picture of Spector on Drudge confirms his insanity.An American badge pin on one side and a "Obama Rocks on the Other.Obama seems to have a lot of suppor amongst the felon classes.

Posted by: PeterUK April 14, 2009 at 05:30 AM


"Both positions are daft"

If you could let us know which pages of the Karam Sutra you are on?

Posted by: PeterUK April 14, 2009 at 12:37 PM


The existance of Liberals is the biggest argument against "intelligent Design" there is.

Posted by: PeterUK April 14, 2009 at 10:44 AM


"I think we agree on what Krugman was up to -- ridiculing fundamentalists and tea patyers by calling up memories of the Monkey Trial, Elmer Gantry, and other assorted horrors".

Isn't that emanating beyond the penumbra?

Posted by: PeterUK April 14, 2009 at 12:41 PM


"that we are "nothing but glorified apes"

Look,if Appalled wants to be a glorified ape,give her a banana and let's move on.

Posted by: PeterUK April 14, 2009 at 05:21 PM


It is obvious Osama bin Laden is dead,Obama isn't having talks with him.

Posted by: PeterUK April 27, 2009 at 02:30 PM

Osama is alive,he changed the second letter of his name and is hiding somewhere in the New World.

Posted by: PeterUK April 27, 2009 at 05:41 PM


Actually,strictly on the quiet,Prince Charles is Trig's father.

Posted by: PeterUK April 30, 2009 at 02:09 PM


Politicians rank lower than journalists,pimps and kiddy fiddlers.Interesting times cousins,very interesting times.

Posted by: PeterUK May 21, 2009 at 08:44 PM


Odd that nobody has mentioned it is the Twelfth of June ,12/06/09 or to you 06/12/09.Two many numbers divisible by three - Brunn had a 30-30.This numerology lark is most interesting,no wonder Krugman went into it instead of getting a day job.

Posted by: PeterUK June 12, 2009 at 02:31 PM

Why on earth did Krugman not note the significance of the number 88 being exactly 13 more than the number of trombones needed to lead the "Big Parade". Thirteen is itself a highly significant mystical prime number.Coincidence? I think not!

Posted by: PeterUK June 12, 2009 at 12:20 PM


"Obama is Missing"

Obama was missing right up until he was elected.

Posted by: PeterUK June 12, 2009 at 02:51 PM


Live Healthy - Die Bored.

Posted by: PeterUK July 06, 2009 at 07:09 AM


Righteous Christianist is Septic under yet another pseudonym.You can re-name it but you can't re-brain it.

Posted by: PeterUK. July 30, 2009 at 05:13 AM


"we can be as powerful all we want we will still be disliked.."

You can be as weak as you like and still get sand kicked in your face.

Posted by: PeterUK August 17, 2009 at 05:30 PM


If Obama tries to take credit for Clarice giving up smoking,he will end up with a cheroot up the snoot.

Posted by: PeterUK September 22, 2009 at 02:03 PM


Previous PUK posts:

Remembering Peter Bocking

Celebrating Peter Bocking

Honoring Peter Bocking


  1. OMG The quip about Clinton and the Ashtray is a classic!!!!

    The Best of PUK needs to be published in book form!

  2. I can't thank you enough for this labor of love, Hit.