PSA: Don't Drink and Drive

So normally a really, really good sale on beer is something for which we lustily cheer. And while that is certainly the case in this case for the price of the case of beer pictured below, we feel we must issue the following Public Service Announcement:

Don't Drink and Drive

Price of Case of Beer:...................$10.99
Number of beers per case:...............24
Fluid ounces per beer:..........__........12
Fluid ounces per case:..............._....288
Price per ounce:...........................$0.0382
Fluid ounces per gallon:.................. 128

Price of Beer per Gallon:...$4.88

Price of Gas per Gallon:..>..$4.89

Don't Drink and Drive.
Just Drink. Don't Drive.
It's Cheaper.