Thursday, July 31, 2008

Change you can believe in

He was the one they were waiting for, apparently:

Thu Jul 31, 1:47 PM ET

LOS ANGELES - Police Chief William Bratton said Thursday the city has had fewer problems with paparazzi since Britney Spears "started wearing clothes" and other celebrities changed their partying ways.

"If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue," Bratton told KNBC-TV. [...]

"If the ones that attract the paparazzi behave in the first place, like we expect of anybody, that solves about 90 percent of the problem. The rest we can deal with," he said.

It took just one day of Obama being included in the celebrity circle the chief mentions above, thanks to John McCain, for the likes of Britney and Paris to clean up their act.

That's what we call a community organizer.

MORE: No, we do not take seriously the idea that he turned Lindsay Lohan gay.


  1. Far be it from me to defend celebrities. But seriously? It's okay what the paparazzi do because Britney's wearing clothes, Paris isn't around, and Lindsay's gay?

    The paparazzi are dangerous. They're stalkers. They harass people. It's disgusting!! I realize that celebs should understand what they're getting into. But nobody deserves this crap, 24/7 nonetheless!!

    Perhaps the chief would think differently if it was him or his family on the receiving end of this crap.

  2. thanks for this nice post 111213