Thu Jul 31, 1:47 PM ET
LOS ANGELES - Police Chief William Bratton said Thursday the city has had fewer problems with paparazzi since Britney Spears "started wearing clothes" and other celebrities changed their partying ways.
"If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue," Bratton told KNBC-TV. [...]
"If the ones that attract the paparazzi behave in the first place, like we expect of anybody, that solves about 90 percent of the problem. The rest we can deal with," he said.
It took just one day of Obama being included in the celebrity circle the chief mentions above, thanks to John McCain, for the likes of Britney and Paris to clean up their act.
That's what we call a community organizer.
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