Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Biden and pit bulls, part five

Danger is his middle name:

If you want to know where Al Qaeda lives, you want to know where Bin Laden is, come back to Afghanistan with me," Biden said. "Come back to the area where my helicopter was forced down, with a three-star general and three senators at 10,500 feet in the middle of those mountains. I can tell you where they are..."

He was forced down by global warming a snow storm.

OK, no rest for the weary!

You know what they say the difference is between a pit bull and Joe Biden?

One yanks on his chain when you take him for a walk.

And the other yanks your chain thinking you won't notice ... or won't care because, "heh, that's our Joe".


One has a diet consisting of dog food.

And the other dines consistently on his size 12 loafers.


One is by nature a creature that needs to be kept on a very tight and short leash.

And the other licks its own privates.


One is a relentless attack dog who can be trained to take out your enemies.

And the other is a six term Senator who can be counted on to bite the hand that feeds him.


You need a muzzle to shut one of them up.

And the other you need to let outside to go poop.

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