Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Biden and pit bulls, part four

Biden, on what makes a leader:

"Part of what being a leader does is to instill confidence is to demonstrate what he or she knows what they are talking about and to communicating to people ... this is how we can fix this," Biden said. "When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed. He said, 'look, here's what happened.'"

Now we would hate to say that Biden doesn't act the part of a leader and instills no confidence.

But he leaves us no choice.

Roosevelt, the stock market crash and televisions? Captain Ed helps demonstrate that Biden does not know what he is talking about.

And away we go...

You know what they say the difference is between a pit bull and Joe Biden?

One has a diet consisting of dog food.

And the other dines consistently on his size 12 loafers.


One is by nature a creature that needs to be kept on a very tight and short leash.

And the other licks its own privates.


One is a relentless attack dog who can be trained to take out your enemies.

And the other is a six term Senator who can be counted on to bite the hand that feeds him.


You need a muzzle to shut one of them up.

And the other you need to let outside to go poop.

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