Tom Maguire, call your office!!!
Now let's turn to another ad/web video, this one from AmericansComingTogether, entitled, "Younger Than McCain." As you can guess, this one attacks McCain's age, spotlighting lots of things that are younger than McCain, like velcro, the Republic of Iceland, Dick Cheney, color TV, and Burger King. (Of their list, note that Hillary Clinton is only two years or less younger than Indonesia, Velcro, Pakistan, and Burger King. And she's only six years younger than Dick Cheney!)
(The ad also introduces him as "John Sidney McCain." Hey, guess what guys. "Barack Hussein Obama, Barack Hussein Obama, Barack Hussein Obama." Thanks for making middle names fair game in this contest; I'm sure that will work out well for your side.)