Friday, May 23, 2008

Obama’s message

If you sometimes find yourself confused about the particulars of Obama’s message – please allow us to provide a quick summary:

  • America was not deserving of pride until recently

  • Life in America is bad and getting worse

  • America is going downhill

  • Americans’ souls are broken

  • Americans are mean

  • Americans are sloths and complacents

  • Americans are lazy, uninformed, uninvolved isolated and far too comfortable

  • Women everywhere are struggling just to keep their head above water

  • Men everywhere care more about themselves than their families

  • And if you ever find yourself in the future unsure of what Obama’s message is, just remember:

    “Whatever Michelle Says
    Is the Message”
    -Senator Barack Obama
    October 1, 2007
    Chicago HQ

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