You know you're getting older when you go to shave on a Monday morning after not shaving since Thursday and you realize, "If I ever want to grow a beard again, I'm gonna have to get some Just For Men."
[VIMH: Why in the world would you be considering growing a beard?]
Two words: Bill Richardson
[VIMH: Seems to me if you wanted to look like Bill Richardson, you'd have to put on about a hundred pounds]
Well at least I got that going for me.