With apologies to the original…
A new Google Map is here! A new Google Map is here!
[VIMH: Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing.]
Nothing? Are you kidding? ::enters address:: Look! There’s my neighborhood, there’s my street, there’s my house! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this map everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name online - that makes people. I'm online! Things are going to start happening to me now.