Things are going to start happening to me now

The unyielding advance of modern technology continues to amaze. It’s been three years at our current address and just this month, we actually exist, according to Google.

With apologies to the original…

A new Google Map is here! A new Google Map is here!

[VIMH: Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing.]

Nothing? Are you kidding? ::enters address:: Look! There’s my neighborhood, there’s my street, there’s my house! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this map everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name online - that makes people. I'm online! Things are going to start happening to me now.